1. Grab the shotgun
2. Make a profile
3. Call Ash Williams for help
4. Punch them in the throat
Do I need a robot hand?
Option 5:Run to the office building, go to the top floor, and hit the red button.
Alternatively:
Option 6:Scream "This is VR! Lemme out!"
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Option 7: Zombie Sparta kick TOH off of the roof.
Spoiler!
Option 8. Jump epically off the tallest building in the city using anti gravity boots, only to get owned OBJECTION style.
Hey guys, want to see a magic trick? *disappears for a few years*
You run up and punch a zombie in his decaying throat, completely decapitating him and knocking his body into a few more oncoming zombies, buying yourself precious time. Seeing a nearby jeep (with it's previous owners dead inside) you:
I. Jump inside and head out of town
II. Make your way to a Costco or Sam's Club
III. Update your Facebook status
IV. Check the AM stations on the jeep's radio for information
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