Thats one utensil-
*Slides on glasses*
-you shouldn't have forked with.
I have cut my self with a fricking spray bottle. How the hell do I do that? GOD AFOADJFDAKLFJDSLFJS:FLKJDSFLKSDJFLKSDJ. Something else... A shovel. CURSE YOU SHOVEL.
Last edited by HAYABUSA-FMW-; Jul 26, 2010 at 01:51 AM.
I could've sworn I heard somewhere that, back around medieval times or so, kitchen utensils were made a lot sharper than the ones today. Supposedly, the reason behind making them duller was because whenever a barfight or similar event happened, forks and knives were easily accessable weapons you could use to stab someone with.
As for me, I don't recall ever really cutting myself on something very often. I'm not an emo kid! Usually I end up doing more stupid/clumsy things, like bumping into or tripping over stuff, lol. I remember when I was little, I stepped on the sharp end of a sewing pin that fell in the carpet at my grandma's house, and it got stuck in my foot... that, along with several other events probably helped contribute to my current fear of needles today. >_<
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Better than forking yourself in your cuts.
Sorry about your needle fear and why this thread brought out those past things in your life, but soo many imessages, like joo bean talkin' to pat more than Pat's baby or somein.
Shadowpawn's I have Failed series never had that many I message in one topic, or even combined!
He's going to come back to this thread splosion - man, and possibly not come back for months,,,, months!!!
I think this is a problem!
Last edited by HAYABUSA-FMW-; Jul 25, 2010 at 01:29 AM.
My brother once cut himself with a soup ladle.
BEAT DAT
My knuckle gets chaffed but not ashy like larry, now in the Summertime even, after several kinds of lotions applied too. When not noticing because its not itching or hurting at all air conditioners or something make it cut itself open.
Right in the ice cream store.
So I couldn't EAT DAT (some other lil pale girl was being mode for some reason, but not young enough to be scared by ice cream store, cried and walked up threw hers away. Tanned girl in yellow raglan baseball shirt, wow yo, didn't seem to be parent/sister of so who knows that story)
Spoiler!
Shoulda have blogged this where nobody could see. ;o
Also added tears to the blood and sweat that weekend. That's blog material.... girl.
Last edited by HAYABUSA-FMW-; Jul 25, 2010 at 02:27 AM.
That's self-random-injury, doesn't count.
Takes three things combined to do it though. All powered by geewjesus/Buddha/Vishnu crew.
Don't remember any cuts of the: 'that shouldn't have cut me' variety.
But shit hurts = tags of cardboard or plastic when trying on clothes too fast that hit me in the eye, right where glasses don't cover. Twice.
WTF clothes fighting me back. Everybody wanna piece of this!
Reference:
Spoiler!
Last edited by HAYABUSA-FMW-; Jul 25, 2010 at 02:39 AM.
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