Illegitimate Child Edition.

[Leviathan]

CHAPTER 1 - STRANGE BEGINNINGS

You are at the club. You are with your homeboys dancing [Not together.], drinking, and taking turns holding each other's hair when you throw up from exceeding your normal alcohol intake. [These are Appletinis - Man the fuck up.] After your last alcoholic spew you gather up the courage [and your newly ruined shirt] you approach a hunny at the other side of the club away from your friends.

What do you do?

A. Gather up your courage [and nuts] to talk to her.
B. You whip out your Yugi-Oh cards and try to impress her with the first card you draw.
C. Go dance with your bro-hoes hoping she will walk over to you.
D. You go to the end of the bar to seductively look at her.

[Nitro Vordex]

E. Get ye flask.

[Seth Astra]

C. That's what I'd really do if I somehow got into that situation. I'm timid that way.

[Mute City]

D. While licking my lips and not-so-subtle pointing to my crotch.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

My dad's a bastard. I don't want to be a big as bastard as he is.

Conflicted.

A.

This ain't no Shepard game (D). Lookin @ Jack funny there Shep. Most hilarious part of near end game, possibly whole game. "Hey man, leamealone!" *Shepard smile* "What are you doing?" *Shepard smile*

[Lance813]

B.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

B.

2000 Damage to self?

Reshuffle at table, alone.

[Leviathan]

In a fit of not knowing what to do, you slide to the other end of the bar, open ye flask to take a drank, whip out your Yugi-Oh cards and fan them to seductively lure her over to you. Kind of like the fan dance from Star Trek, only 200 pounds and greasier. The fine dame walks up to you and engages in some light to medium flirting. You tell her you love for her is deeper than a the finest pizza from New York. You pull out a Yugi-Oh card and it is a Kuriboh! Unimpressed and rather displeased by your actions...

What do you do now?

A. Let her go, she was a ho anyways and bitches ain't nuttin' but tricks and ho's.
B. Go dance with your bros.
C. Go after her.
D. Survey the club for my fly honeys.

[Seth Astra]

A. or B.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

D.

If all else fails

'Honey B Fly' DJ booth request musica.