My Terrorist Demands For PSO2

[LeonAlabard]

I think I found the formula for my [nostalgic] virtual paradise.


Also, a Dreamcast-styled controller for PC with 3 slots for VMU so I can play some retarded PSO2 mini-game anywhere? SOLD.
If the mini-game becomes some sort of MAG farming, it will be perfect.

[Wayu]

I had a good laugh at this. Seems to be major sarcasm. Nice.

-Wayu

[Sinue_v2]

He forgot to mention that console versions must not be USB keyboard compatible, and that to be one of the cool kids on the server we need the exclusive PSO2 Texter II!



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[Anon_Fire]

PSO2 must come with it's own style controller for the 360 and PS3.

PSO2 must be compatible with a keyboard for PS3/360 and headset for PC.

PSO2 must play nice music on the intro screen that the player can enjoy listening to.

PSO2 must have certain classes that professionalize in certain weapons.

PSO2 must not have a EXP penalty upon death.

PSO2 must have expanded Symbol Chat functions.

PSO2 must be $8.99/month.

PSO2 must use game keys to play online

PSO2 must not allow any hacking and cheating what so ever, because it ruins the fun for everyone.

PSO2 must be server side.

PSO2 must have a lobbies.

PSO2 character designs better be a combination of both PSO and PSU.

PSO2 Players must all desire their own favorite weapons knowing that all other weapons are not trash.

PSO2 Players must not drop trade.

PSO2 must be moderated.

The biggest supporters of the game should never allow hacks that PK other players and freeze entire lobbies so that they can ruin the game for everyone unless they have a antihack hack that removes the freeze script exploit.

PSO2 Players must use Mono, Di, and Trigrinders and upgrade their weapons by 1.

that is all for now

Fixed for ya.

And first of all, I am really sick and tired of all this hacking PSO garbage.

[Msr. Bojangles]

PSO2 must come with a dreamcast style controller for the 360 and PS3.

PSO2 must come with a keyboard and custom mic for said controller.

PSO2 must play hypnotic music on the intro screen that annoys the player's entire family when said player falls asleep while playing the game.

PSO2 must have uber ranger class that's better than everyone else.

PSO2 must drop weapon and meseta upon player death.

PSO2 must have custom pictochat thingy even if it turns into 90% player made penis pictures.

PSO2 must be free to play and then have a sequel thats not.

PSO2 must come with a new sonic game demo dvd packed inside.

PSO2 must use those protection key codes to play online

PSO2 must allow gameshark hacking and come with a preattached gameshark in a vmu slot and a jumppack in the second slot. character saves can be stored in a 3rd slot so its easy to dupe character.

PSO2 must not be server side.

PSO2 must have a lobby.

PSO2 character skins must all look like generic Halloween costumes that burn the eyes because they only use 3 different color termplates and the exact same geometry no matter what skin you pick.

PSO2 Players must all desire the same uber weapons knowing that all other weapons are trash.

PSO2 Players must drop trade.

PSO2 must not be moderated.

The biggest trolls should have hacks that allow them to PK other players and freeze entire lobbies so that if they cordinate they can ruin the game for everyone unless they have a antihack hack that removes the freeze script exploit.

PSO2 Players must use material and screw up their characters early on.

that is all for now

Dear Sir,

I would say to go back under the bridge, but quite frankly,
all you did was make me roll my eyes a little. All I must say is
that if you're serious, you are quite a demented sir. Or perhaps you
just like to e-bully. I humbly request you to cease and desist your
antisocial actions that alienate the rest of the playerbase.

Sincerely,
Monsieur Bojangles

[Blizz3112]

PSO2 must come with free washing machine...

[Reksanden]

And free pizza.... for life.

[Msr. Bojangles]

And free pizza.... for life.

As long as garlic knots are included.

[FOkyasuta]

Fixed for ya.

And first of all, I am really sick and tired of all this hacking PSO garbage.

Amen.

[RemiusTA]

He forgot to mention that console versions must not be USB keyboard compatible, and that to be one of the cool kids on the server we need the exclusive PSO2 Texter II!

YouTube - PSU Texter

Recapture the sensation of mastering your favorite fighting game while you type now with our 20% more convoluted interface! Limited time pre-order bonus includes exclusive controller skin guaranteed to make your gaming peripherals even more hideous than ever!

(Also compatible for use with the upcoming "Typing of the Virtua Fighter".)

Oh jesus i haven't laughed that hard here in a while