Armed rooster kills California man!

[Alnet]

At first I was like "the rooster had a gun?"

Then I was like "the rooster had arms?"

I dismissed both of these possibilities as equally silly. As if it weren't silly enough to be killed in such a manner to begin with. A case of "the wrong place at the wrong time" of the highest order.

[Delete]

I think this needs to be on "1000 ways to die"

[Rashiid]

Digimon was onto something.

[xianten]

wtf..

[Oatmeal]

I was dragged along to a cockfighting ring when I was a kid.

: What are they doing with the losing chicken by that barrel?
: *looks inside a barrel of rotting decapitated roosters*

[Mekimaru]

When i saw the post name i was think more of a chick shooting a guy with a shotgun lol

but how the hell do you die from a little stab in the back of the leg ? lol

[QUOTE=Alnet;2670587]At first I was like "the rooster had a gun?"

Then I was like "the rooster had arms?"

I dismissed both of these possibilities as equally silly. As if it weren't silly enough to be killed in such a manner to begin with. A case of "the wrong place at the wrong time" of the highest order.[/QUOTE

I trt the same thing about the gun, but the arms XP thats funny lol

[Oatmeal]

but how the hell do you die from a little stab in the back of the leg ? lol

There are some large arteries located around the back of your legs.

[Monochrome]

I just found out the people that live behind us have a rooster. Granted, its a bantum, but I still fear for my family's safety!

[Shinji Kazuya]

After this news, we gotta be damn careful out there! Don't wanna be the victim of "Killed by raging cock!".


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