Therefore!
As the poor people you are, you all have a duty to amuse me!
Dance!
-high kicks-
Poor People! Your Lord Prettiest Magical Cheerleader President Idol is bored!
Therefore!
As the poor people you are, you all have a duty to amuse me!
Dance!
-high kicks-
dumb.
Find some poor fool to go behind the bleachers with if you want fun. Leave the rest of us alone and put some underwear on.
I can't because my janitor is currently preoccupied with a thousand sentient golden statues of buff men in her office, and no one will roll with me on that mess!
Maybe if you payed her she'd be willing to leave the buff men for a little while and clean your mess.
I pay her through the rich radiance that is my godly presence!
-sparkles prettily-
That doesn't put food on her table though.
Why does she need food when she can just bask in my prettiness and richness to nourish herself?
She's not a plant? So she can't photosynthesize your rays.
Well, she should just try harder not to be poor then!
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