Prettiest Magical Idol's Advice Column!

[Arksenth]

Dear Poor People! What troubles you? Life getting you down? Fear not - your lord and savior is here!

Share your woes here, and Prettiest Student Council Cheerleader Arksenth will provide you with the richest of advice!

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See what I did there?

-sparkles prettily-

Anyway, I am not responsible for any property damage, injuries, deaths, accidental dismemberment, intentional dismemberment, bear attacks, regretful mornings after, psychic trauma, flying cars, or acts of god that may result from my assistance.

[Sayara]

Dear Arksenth, why is this thread not open?

Oh right because i closed it.