Check out my new Magical Girl Attack!

[Arksenth]

It's called "Boyfriend Beam"!

If I hit you with it, you have to be my lover and buy me expensive things!

-hits you with it-

-sparkles prettily-

[Meyfei]

Yay i have a girlfriend whose magical and sparkles ^w^....

Tobad i only have pocket lint

[Arksenth]

One, I'm a guy.

Two, our relationship is less like boyfriends, more like master-slave.

Let's get you to the salt mines now, darling!

-sparkles prettily-

[Meyfei]

One, I'm a guy.

Two, our relationship is less like boyfriends, more like master-slave.

Let's get you to the salt mines now, darling!

-sparkles prettily-

One, im a guy
Two, gimme a chance bby

I'm not a fan of salt

[Gardios]

I can buy you Monomates!

[Arksenth]

Hgnh!

My magical girl mascot, Mesetan, didn't say this spell would backfire on me like this!

Is this the part where I turn you all into frogs?