I Want Splashback To GTFO Already!

[xcanox]

I have had it. I can not take this anymore. Splashback needs to stop, and it needs to stop now.

I can't tell you how many times I've been taking a shit and had water splash back up onto my ass. It is literally the worst feeling one could encounter. It gets everywhere, on my cheeks, in my ass crack, and the worst; on my fucking asshole. It's so gross and uncomfortable, I don't even have a natural reaction to it, because it's the kind of thing that is so inane and out-there that it just shouldn't happen. My toilet needs to get a life and stop tormenting me like this.

FUCK SPLASHBACK!!

[Sp-24]

Let's IP block it.

[Edson Drake]

You need to send a ticket to Hydra, but good luck getting any reponse, I've been complaning about this ever since the last toilet update. Not going to spend a dime on their toilets anymore.

[gigawuts]

FUCK SPLASHBACK!!

no i don't think doing that will solve your problem

[CelestialBlade]

You should write to your congressman.

[Sayara]

Get a lower water bowl? Or stop having nuclear hard shits?

[NoiseHERO]

Poop slower and longer it's all about control, diet and technique.

[gigawuts]

Or eat undercooked pizza for dinner every night and never worry about it again!

[Sayara]

No dont even joke about constipation like that

EUGH

[Cyron Tanryoku]

but thats not my problem