Doctor's Office

[-Z]

What seems to be troubling you, FKL?

[Sord]

My nostalgia has been blasted with a sawed off shotgun.

[yoshiblue]

Should get that checked out.

[-Z]

My nostalgia has been blasted with a sawed off shotgun.

You seem to be suffering from penetrating emotional trauma. Two weeks of antibiotics should clear that up- I've conveniently delivered your prescription to be picked up here

Be sure to follow up next week!

Who's next in line?

[PhotonDrop]

I stubbed my toe.

[EJ]

I remember FKL being more active or I am just getting old and forgetful.

[Sord]

You seem to be suffering from penetrating emotional trauma. Two weeks of antibiotics should clear that up- I've conveniently delivered your prescription to be picked up here

Be sure to follow up next week!

Who's next in line?

Well, I'm only diving if I get to ride in a yellow submarine.

I remember FKL being more active or I am just getting old and forgetful.

Used to be more active. But you're also still old.

[-Z]

I stubbed my toe.

I'm sorry maam, I'm very busy assisting another patient, please wait.

[-Z]

Yes yes, thank you for your patience, please come in.

I stubbed my toe.

Oh.

Ma'am, I'm terribly sorry- you've fallen to a serious condition. With your permission, my medical advice is immediate admission to a critical care unit- where you'll be provided intravenous fluids, morphine, and dialysis. We also have hospice services available, if you prefer.

I'm very sorry, again. How's your insurance, by the way?


Next in line, please!

[Zorafim]

I've been tired the last couple of weeks. I have fans of my writing that I'm letting down.