Andrea Barker, Physical Therapist: "Man, this must've been a pretty shitty year for Peacemakers."
Wayne King, Systems Analyst: "Well, they did go to warwhen the entire rest of the world was opposed, so I suppose they deservve it. Wait, that came out wrong.
Teri Hyde, Homemaker: "If they win, they would join the esteemed ranks of Henry Kissinger and Yasser Arafat."
Marcus Anderson, Lawyer: "What, were the Powerpuff Girls too fictional or something?"
Ron Hadler, Electrician: "It's about time. I'm sick and tired of them always giving the Peace Prize to all those fucking pacifists."
From the Onion...best news source ever!
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