It's simple. Just make up a brand new unit with a piffy use and give it a star rating! I'll start with the uber 1337:
Cure/Gangbeat
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This unit gives you a chance to "push-block" enemies (ala Capcom's Vs. Fighting series) when surrounded and unable to move. Just attack as you are getting up from getting your teeth knocked out. Great for Online Ultimate!
Cure/Elly
While this unit is equipped, Elly Person cannot annoy you in any way.
****************(17 stars)
The only problem with this is that if she can't annoy you, you actually start liking her. Crap.
Cure/Duped uber-weapon with all 100s
While this unit is equipped, no over-powered weapons with 100%s can be equipped by anyone in the game.
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There is no problem with this. Nobody has a -legit- BKB+80 100/0/100/100.
Cure/FSOD
While this unit is equipped, FSOD cannot occur.
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Duh. If I ever get online the last thing I want is to lose all my stuff/get corrupted/whatever. ;_;
PSUJP: Nai Calus, M. B. 176 FI 20 | Elly, F. N. 42 FT 5 Requiescat in pace.
I would like to see...
God/Emote
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Allows your character to perform just about every social emote imaginable.
or maybe...
God/(monsters name)
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Allows your character to appear to be the monster of choice, granting immunity from such said monster.
God/Logical2u
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AKA: The anti-twink. Imposes level restrictions on all weapons and items.
God/Uber
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Makes you become an 'Uber Legit'. Hackers/dupers/twinkers that join your game will suffer a massive wave of FSOD-x es.
Now all I need is 2 add/slots.
Resist/Hacker
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If any hackers join your game, they will get FSOD, BSOD, and get shocked repeadetly by 10,000 volts from their controller. Then, they will say: "OMG WTF u teh sux0r!!!1!!!111!!!" which is why you should get:
Resist/Moron
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If anybody near you talks like "OMG dis is teh l33t u r teh sux0r!!!1!!!111!!11!1one," then a man dressed in a gorilla suit will show up and beat the crap out of them with a crowbar.
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Vampire/(monster's name)
If you kill a monster with the same name as this unit, it will ressurect in five seconds as a vampire and kill all of it's kind and any variations (Booma will kill Go and Gigoboomas). Those variations will then become vampires as well and start killing their own kind.
Nope, no pictures here. Move along.
Normal<=>Rare
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Reverses enemy appearance rate, making common enemies rare and rare enemies commonly found
Fuck/You
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Lol/@DimeOn 2003-07-22 13:03, Dime wrote:
Fuck/You
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Destroy/KingSranksAndRecoboxes
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^Guess
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State/maintainence should have been in the console versions.
God/Equip
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Lets you equip class-specific weapons with any character. (I think someone hacked this on DC or something...)
UnsealJsword/dammit
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If you spin around 36 times while singing the Barney theme song with a mouthful of water and turn your controller upside-down and kill 86,000,000 enemies while casting every technique with a Hunter then kill a Del Rappy, this will appear and will unseal the Sealed J-Sword.
God/Wiggy
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DoeS ALl t3H EfFEctS oF AlL GoD UniTs! X12!!1!!11!one11!!!1!!!!!1111!one!1!exclamationpoi nt111!!!1!
Youareanidiot/hahahahaha
(The star count is your IQ divided by 10)
Unlocks Haven and Sewer levels.
Badass/Technique
************(Then you have to find the disk...)
Allows you to cast the Hadoken Technique.
Stylin'/BlackMage
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Only equippable by Forces. Gives you Black Mage's hat. (I really, really want this one)
Resist/Lolomgwtfwheresmybbq
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Repels annoying netspeakers.
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