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    The last News In Brief from today's issue of The Onion (www.theonion.com).

    Congress Adds 'All Your Base Are Belong To Us' Amendment To Bankruptcy Bill

    WASHINGTON, DC-- Seeking to increase fiscal accountability among citizens who have no chance to survive make their time, the House of Representatives added an "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" amendment Monday to H.R. 333, the Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act of 2001. "What you say!!!" shouted the bill's sponsor, Rep. George Gekas (R-PA), following the amendment's approval. "This bill will not only make debt-ridden Americans more accountable, but it has the added benefit of taking off every 'zig' for great justice." Opponents of the amendment protested that it would potentially set up U.S. the bomb.

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    HAHHAHHAHHAHHAH
    i really don't know whats with the aybabtu thing but it sure is funny

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