w00t another fan fic

[Shattered_weasel]

*ShAttered puts umbrella (the person from PSOW) over my head*
"now the blood from the 100000 enemies slain will not get on me......
*Next he gets asuka*
"hmmmmmm make me the gummi bears of stregnth you have always givin to the nooblars"
*he then gives many of the gummi bears to his army of BURRITOS*
"You will be repaid for your actions young one"
*he hands her DIME*
"Make him your slave"
*he turns to BURRITO army*
"We have a large battle on our hands today.....We face the toughest opponent yet"
"Who is it master weasel" Says one lowly little BURRITO warrior whos name means nothing to no one.
"It is the powerful demon lord named.....Trikster's Ego"
*all burritos gasp in fright*
"Yes it is true we are facing him"
"But how will we get to the gates of hell fast enough to save the world"
*ShAttered eats the burrito*
"Why that was pointless question"
*He points to large sign that says "HERE LIES THE ELEVATOR TO HELL"
"We trek for our journy now"
*the umbrella opens and they begin there journy. They treked long and hard. Seconds became minutes and minutes became more minutes. With one step he was in the fiary place of hell*
"WHAT!!!!! where is the fire and stuff. Its all pink and springy"
*A black smoke appears out of the clouds*
"WHO ARE YOU"
*he trembles*
"Ah you must be the one my minion has been following"
*as he said this out of one of the burritos pops a person*
"meet my minion _J"
*ALL GASP. ShAttered steps up*
"but hey wouldn't you call a guy who is giving you info about me spy"
*The demon looks frightened*
"He is not spy uhhhh honest"
"OK well thats cool. Well its time to battle you"
*burrito army begins to charge, but out of the clouds another demon arises*
"I AM THE STEP CHILD (AKA ness's ego)"
*A large battle takes place and then some how the world blew up"


What happened to ShAttered well who cares any way......Ya

[Shattered_weasel]

shut up all of you

[Asuka_chan]

Well, it made me smile

[Firocket1690]

*happily finishes popcorn*

*finishes reading*

"hEyY !! you left me out of it !!"

[Dime]

Who's sex slave am I? Asuka's?

[Asuka_chan]

You're not my sex slave. Just my slave.

[Dime]

That's still kinky. What should I do first?

[Shattered_weasel]

ha

[Shattered_weasel]

Today boredum set in.

this time I'm actually going to make the fanfic real and not as funny


ShAttered wakes up to the sounds of yelling. He looks up and sees Asuka_Chan with her slave Dime.
"About time you woke up this thing you gave to me has no brain power" Yells Asuka
"It was free" He said still half asleep. "so don't complain"
She Stands up and starts yelling. Dime keeps on mumbling in the background. He tries to go back to sleep but she kicks him in the face.
"O god what was that for" He jumps to his feet and pulls out his large BURRITO issued gun and points it at her.
Dime then jumps in front of the gun and says
"No, You No hurt Master"
ShAttered looks in disbelief.
"Looks like he's smart enough to stay with you" He smirks
"BUT THAT ISN'T FAIR" Asuka starts yelling even louder. "MOST MALES ARE LIKE THAT WHEN THERE AROUND ME"
"Good thing I'm not most males"
Asuka, now steaming, pulls out what looks like a Canadian beaver and throws it out the door. Dime then chases it like a dog.
"Get out of my house before I smash you!!!" She now pulls out the Standard Issue Canadian Death Mallet.
ShAttered now frightened to death runs out of the house. After a few blocks of running he sees a small green box rolling through the street. He walks up to it.
"Uhh do you think that you could give me some directions"
The green box wiggles then booms in a robotic voice.
"I AM THE GREAT MONOMATE, ALL WHO USE ME GAIN BACK PARTIAL HP. So young child tell me where you are trying to go"
He looks at his arm which is pretty sore from the explosion. Then he looks around and sees another person on the street.
"Hmmm, I wonder" He grabs Monomate. Then starts too try to open him. "Open damn you"
"You must press the button of power for the ultimate healing"
ShAttered presses the button. A green light swirls around him. A smooth sensation comes upon him. He looks at his scratches. none have disappeared
"What kind of crap was this" ShAttered screams.
A voice in his head says "I am a Monomate I do not heal unless you are worthless level 1"
"O God" ShAttered sighs "well I guess I still need directions"
He walks to the next person on the street. This person keeps stuffing himself with large amounts of sugar. ShAttered looks around to find anyone else to help him out. But no one is around.
"Well here goes nothing"
He walks up to the child of about 10.
"Can I ask you where to find--"
"No you can not have my teacup" The child shouts.
"Listen I don't want your teacup, I just want to ask for directions"
"No teacup for you" The child still is rambling
ShAttered looks up at the sign above him. It reads:

DO NOT FEED THE MIMICR

"Well fudge I know the problem"
He grabs the bucket of sugar and chunks it over a hill.
"There problem solved"
Now the mimicr is foaming at the mouth. He bites ShAttered. ShAttered starts too fell woozy and falls over. He has passed out


What happened to ShAttered today? Aww hell who cares

[mimicr]

HEY!!!!!!