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    from the creator of the PSOW superhero tournament, and the PSOW parody tournament, I present you:

    THE PSOW RACING CUP (tournament)

    This is an experiment, but I'll try to make it as exciting and funny as possible. this will be a bit more rule-heavy than the other tourneys, but bear with me.

    30 racers will compete over five courses steadily increasing in difficulty. Points will be awarded based on position at the end of each race, following the scoring rules of F-zero. Winner gets 100 points, to loser gets 15 points. If your vehicle is knocked out of a race, you score nothing for that race. Winners/losers are based on chance, but remember, my characters will NEVER WIN! That would be unfair. to enter, submit:

    Your character's details;
    NAME
    APPEARANCE
    DRIVING EXPERIENCE
    CELEBRATION (ie "YAHOOO!")
    TAUNT (ie "YOU SUCK!")

    And your character's vehicle's details;
    NAME
    NUMBER
    APPEARANCE
    STRENGTHS
    WEAKNESSES
    WEAPON(s)
    WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT

    Each race lasts 3 laps. At the end of lap 1, weapons will be enabled. At the end of lap 2, ramming, pushing, and general mayhem is allowed. You can submit any number of characters/vehicles, but expect some to be rejected if other people want places.

    Let's make this funny and interesting like the last 2 tourneys!

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    CHARACTER:

    NAME: Garanz MK.II
    APPEARANCE: Tall, skinny white RAcast with a mushroom shaped head
    DRIVING EXPERINCE: Virtually none. All those teleporters make people lazy. However, he has advanced programming in steering vehicles.
    CELEBRATION: "Have that in your exhaust port!"
    TAUNT: "You drive like my brother!"

    VEHICLE

    NAME: Brotherly Love
    NUMBER: 14
    APPEARANCE: A Garanz with tank treads
    STRENGTHS: Tough armour and high speed.
    WEAKNESSES: Poor cornering and slow acceleration
    WEAPON: Baranz launcher
    WEAPON EFFECT: Fires a horizontal spread of powerful missiles straight forward.


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    CHARACTER:

    NAME: Raikage
    APPEARANCE: Short HUcast, Red and Black.
    DRIVING EXPERINCE: He used a toilet once.
    CELEBRATION: "I poisoned your dog!"
    TAUNT: "He died very slow!"

    VEHICLE

    NAME: Wooden Shoehorn
    NUMBER: NOT 14
    APPEARANCE: Alicia Baz (from FoS).
    STRENGTHS: High acceleration and excellent handling..
    WEAKNESSES: Moderate speed, easily knocked on ass.
    WEAPON EFFECT: Cheap homing missle that never misses and kills instantly.

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    NAME Hikande
    APPEARANCE the steryotypical HUnewearl wearing blue/sky blue
    DRIVING EXPERIENCE enough to drive fast and not crash
    CELEBRATION "HAHAHAHAHA im winn-ning im winn-ning"
    TAUNT "YOU SUCK!"

    And your character's vehicle's details;
    NAME Blue
    NUMBER 7
    APPEARANCE A blue stealthy-looking sportscar
    STRENGTHS OBSCENELY FAST, amazing cornering, able to use photon technology to make it blend into its surroundings
    WEAKNESSES almost no armor
    WEAPON(s) Hikande, Stealth ram
    WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT Hikande talks into the radio thingy and drives the other drivers go insane/going REALLY fast, she rams into the other car, which has to be stopped, and desroys it utterly, while making her car go boom as well

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    Screw the fat idiot i had posted in this one

    EDIT: got rid of a character, raising the probablity of other characters winning, even though it's probably going to wind up 1/50



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    Delsaber change your number please. I called 14!

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    character's details:
    NAME: SCOTT
    APPEARANCE: short humar with blonde spikey hair
    DRIVING EXPERIENCE: drove a powerwheels once...I fell off.
    CELEBRATION: TEE HEE!!
    TAUNT: underpants get you no where!

    vehicle's details:
    NAME: Happy Gnome
    NUMBER: 4
    APPEARANCE: a huge mobile lawn gnome
    STRENGTHS: It's a gnome! It has no strengths...besides being unusually stupid loking and a big distraction to those who laugh a lot.
    WEAKNESSES: everything BUT the kitchen sink.
    WEAPON(s): um..a pick axe and a lanturn?
    WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT: good for projectiles. 1 use only


    Wow! I might win! (yah right. with this wennie-mobile? get a clue...)



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    character's details:
    NAME: Zelutos
    APPEARANCE: tall Ramar with face cover and blue hair
    DRIVING EXPERIENCE: does driving your parents nuts count?
    CELEBRATION: woo...(little or no expression)
    TAUNT: huh? taunt? aw darn! I'm bad at thinking fast....

    vehicle's details:
    NAME: Sonic Duck
    NUMBER: 99
    APPEARANCE: a duck strapped to my head with goggles and a jetpack
    STRENGTHS: wings? WOO! I can fly!
    WEAKNESSES: duck season...
    WEAPON(s): projectile me
    WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT: lets just say it wouldn't look pretty with me all over the road...

    Beat that gnomey!

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    NAME: Gir
    APPEARANCE: A little robot with bluish-green eyes and an antenna on his head.
    (about 2 feet tall)
    DRIVING EXPERIENCE: Uh, none..
    CELEBRATION: LET'S MAKE BISCUITS! Let's make biscuits!
    TAUNT: YYYYAAAYYYYYY! I'm gonna be sick! *throws up when ahead of nearest driver so he/she drives into it*

    NAME: Government Pig
    NUMBER: 23
    APPEARANCE: A giant, unnaturally spherical pig that floats a couple feet above the ground.
    STRENGTHS: Very fast and maneuverable.
    WEAKNESSES: Has a tendency to explode on contact with other objects.
    WEAPON(s): Smiley, explosive bee firing thingamagigs.
    WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT: Not only do the bees sing annoyingly and explode on impact, but they also radiate an electromagnetic field which disables other electrical equipment.



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    Your character's details;
    NAME: Vagabond Bond
    APPEARANCE: James Bond suit, Hobo body
    DRIVING EXPERIENCE: He stole this. Just because he can hotwire the stupid thing doesn't mean he can drive it.
    CELEBRATION: Gimme that booze!
    TAUNT: Now who smells?!

    And your character's vehicle's details;
    NAME: Box of Card
    NUMBER: 18
    APPEARANCE: A card board box, large enough for a man to fit inside.
    STRENGTHS: Very cheap to make, replace, or buy.
    WEAKNESSES: Almost impossible not to destroy. Oh, yeah, cardboard boxes don't have wheels either.
    WEAPON(s): Scum Bucket
    WEAPON DESCRIPTION/EFFECT: This is a bucket of scum, scraped directly off Vagabond Bond's body. He can launch this backward, drenching, soiling, gagging, and incapactiating the rider it hits. Has slight acid qualities, and will cause blindness. Tastes like scum.



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    wOO! Crazy competion... eat lawn clippings!

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