dumb title, no? on to the story!
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FKLCL
by:shinto_kuji
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CHAPTER 1
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AUW 3084 - Somewhere aboard Pioneer 2...
"Hey, it looks like this is it, Faye," said the black clothed HUmar. He was standing next to a door with his lifetime friend, a white clad HUnewearl. She wiped the red hair off of her tanned face and looked sarcastically at her partner.
"You think so, Baste? The sign only says Twins of the Universe - Playing today!!!. I could have sworn it was the men's bathroom."
"Shut up... you stupid... dumb... idiot, you..."
"Oh ho! Nice one, Baste. I'm in tears."
The HUmar's eyes glared from his pale face. "Let's just go in, shall we?"
"Fine, but wait. Your hair is all messed up." Faye spit on her hand and began to smooth Baste's short black hair down.
"Hey... hey... stop. I'm going for that I-don't-care look." Baste wiped the HUnewearl's hand away.
"I guess that's what fifteen year-olds do now?"
"It's cool. You old people wouldn't understand."
"Oh, come on. I'm only eight years older."
"Duh. That's ancient."
Faye smirked at her partner and began to open the door.
"Hey! I'm first!" Baste shoved Faye back and ran through the doorway.
Faye followed after the HUmar and walked into the room. More of a concert hall, really. A tall roof, a big stage, and seats to hold thousands. Hmm, yeah, a concert hall. And those seats today were filled to the brim, not to mention the part in front of the stage where fans had gathered and stood "rocking out" to the music. Wait, is rocking out cool anymore?
I don't think that's hip enough. Just stick to the script from now on.
Err, right. The "diehard" fans were "jamming" to the "phat" music.
It would be good if you could stop using the finger quotation marks. That's kind of out-of-style, too.
Oh for fuc... okay, then. What's phat mean anyway? Obese? Obese music? That doesn't make much sense.
It means cool. Now continue on. Your interrupting the story.
Oh fine then. As I was saying...
Baste, the HUmar, and Faye, the HUnewearl, made their way through the screaming crowd and up near the stage, but were stopped by an usher.
"I'll need to see your tickets."
"Bigass Punch!" Baste slammed his fist into the usher's stomache- causing him to fold over and fall unconscious. The two hunters went and sat, or rather stood, at their seats.
"Isn't this amazing?" Baste asked Faye.
"Uh, yeah. Hey, why do you have to say that every time you punch someone? And why did you even punch him? We have tickets..."
"I find it makes it dramatic."
"Bigass Punch?"
"Yep. Now shut up, I wanna hear the jams." Baste screamed along with the music.
"Oh, well, excuse me." The HUnewearl looked towards the stage. Huge, bright lights swept around the room, small explosions went off all around the hall, and dancers did their thing beautifully. In the middle of all this were the stars of the show, the Twins of the Universe. They were just that, twins- two small HUcaseals of the same model, supposedly built by Dr. Montague. Blip was the white one and Bleep was the pink one and they both had antennae on their heads that could be used to magnify their music. Now, they stodd amongst the dancers, the lights, the explosions, and strummed their Crazy Tunes wildly. Faye watched the HUcaseals sing aloud in unison.
~Oh, why can't you just be glad
That we're still alive and kicking?
As long as we're still here,
That's fine with me.~
~But, everyone is wondering
What this new planet is and what we'll do.
I can tell you right now,
I hope it has cows that go moo.~
Baste and Faye sang along with the music until the song ended and a man came up on stage.
"Oh man. I hate announcers...," Baste whined. Wait a second. You hate announcers?
"That's what I said."
Announcers are close cousins of the narrator, you know.
"What's your point? You suck at narrating."
I do, do I? Excuse me, I think we're going to need a new actor here.
Could you guys hurry up? It's only one beat to lunch.
"Oh, lunch? What are we havin'?"
A twelve-foot long sub.
Holy $@%!
"Okay then narrator, let's finish this up. I'm hungry."
You got it.
The man came up on the stage and spoke to the concert hall. "Please stay calm, but there has been a strange explosion on the surface of Ragol. We are currently in the works of sending out search parties."
"Hey Faye," Baste looked at his partner.
"You got it. We'll get ready in the morning."
"Right."
Okay, are we done with this chapter now?
Yes, it's time for lunch.
Great. I call dibs on ham.
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End of CHAPTER 1
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I apologize for the horrid lyrics. ^_^;
EDIT: god, my bro changed the title when i was in the bathroom, changed it back -.-; and shortened the actual title>.<
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