Come sit on Uncle Claus's lap.

**Uncle_bob** · Dec 24, 2003, 03:40 PM

What do you want for Christmas little boys and girls?

**Eum** · Dec 24, 2003, 03:42 PM

That's odd.

What about the other times I've sat on your lap? There aren't that many holidays.

**Uncle_bob** · Dec 24, 2003, 03:44 PM

On 2003-12-24 12:42, Eum wrote:
That's odd.

What about the other times I've sat on your lap? There aren't that many holidays.

Hush now, those are secrets between you and Uncle!

**Dime** · Dec 24, 2003, 03:45 PM

did she mangle your lap like she did mine that one night she had too many jello shots?

**Eum** · Dec 24, 2003, 03:45 PM

Yes, I'm afraid I didn't graduate from that academy.

**Uncle_bob** · Dec 24, 2003, 03:47 PM

You taste like fish.

**Eum** · Dec 24, 2003, 03:47 PM

What kind?

**Dime** · Dec 24, 2003, 03:48 PM

Rotten trout

**Uncle_bob** · Dec 24, 2003, 03:49 PM

Indeed.

**Eum** · Dec 24, 2003, 03:50 PM

There is an explanation for this. Beastiality.

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