*bounce bounce bounce*

[Jaks]

I got a trampoline!

[Blitzkommando]

Don't get caught by the springs. Those can remove appendages quite easily you know.

[Jaks]

When I was five I almost lost half of the skin on my hand.

[Blitzkommando]

I nearly lost a hand to a reclining couch...

[geewj]

Cue guy saying: "I almost lost intrest in this topic."

If I hadn't someone else would have. It hurts less this way.

[Blitzkommando]

And God said this, and it was so...