My Morning Today

[Reenee]

Wake Up
Notice I didn't wake up once throughout the night
Turn on computer
Realize how sad it is to wake up to going online every time I wake up on weekdays
Visit websites
Visit PSO World
Search for interesting topics on PSOW
No interesting topics found
Go to hentai BBS that's updated constantly
No new pictures from hentai BBS...turn off computer
Get up from chair
Walk to kitchen
Open freezer
Pick out waffles
Close freeze
Walk to toaster...with waffles in hand
Open toaster
Insert Waffles
Close toaster
Begin toasting waffles
Wait for waffles to toast...
Turn on TV in kitchen
Amaze at technology
Watch TV
Toasting is complete
Hear Toaster beep for completion
Get up
Walk over to toaster
Open toaster
Get a plate from nearby cabinet (no walking necessary)
Put plate down
Use spatula to lift waffles safely
Drop waffles on plate
Insert new waffles for toasting
Pour syrup on toasted waffles
Close toaster
Toast waffles
Eat first pair of waffles
Walk to chair
Sit down
Watch TV
Eat
Watch
Eat
Watch
Eat
Watch
Eat
Toaster beeps
Eat
Watch
Eat
Finish first pair of waffles
Get up
Repeat past actions to acquire and devour Eggo-brand waffles
Sit down
Watch
Eat
ad nauseum... till done eating
Get up
Walk to sink
Turn on faucet
Rinse plate
Turn off faucet
Leave plate in sink
Walk to own room
Close room door
Turn on TV to news
Put on clothing
Walk to door
Open door
Walk to bathroom
Walk to bathroom sink
Turn on bathroom faucet
Pick up toothbrush
Rinse toothBRUSH--OW, DAMN HOT WATER! WOBBA-FFET! (Not Kidding about the Wobbuffet part either)
Turn off said faucet
Apply toothpaste on toothbrush
Begin brushing teeth
End brushing teeth
Begin brushing tongue
Gag
End brushing tongue
Turn on faucet
Set faucet water to tolerable temperature
Gag
Rinse toothbrush
Spit out excess 'paste-soap
Rinse out mouth
Put 'brush away
Turn off water
Walk to towel
Dry lips of mouth
Walk to my room again
Turn off TV
Acquire backpack
Leave room
Leave house
Enter automobile; Destination: School

[badbitz]

[Reenee]

Oh, please, don't remind me...

[Hrith]

hmm

[TheAlmightyNewbie]

Good god, you eat four freaking waffles??? i usually eat 1, maybe 2 if I have enough time... which is almost never...

Interesting how you did all that before getting dressed, too >_>

[Reenee]

I can eat 6 waffles if I wanted to.

This process is over a period of 90 minutes.

[Bradicus]

On 2004-02-28 07:23, Reenee wrote:
I can eat 6 waffles if I wanted to.

Bwaha, phear my lumberjack-esque waffle mastery!

[KaFKa]

On 2004-02-28 07:23, Reenee wrote:
This process is over a period of 90 minutes.

got damn! i usually wake up with ten minutes until i need to be at work.

(which explains why i have a tothbrush at work)