Your mom.

**ERS** · Apr 10, 2004, 07:56 PM

Your Mom's so fat, when she rolls over in bed she burns her ass on the light bulb.

**s.TiNgEr** · Apr 10, 2004, 08:02 PM

I don't have lightbulbs at my place

**FOAtHeart** · Apr 10, 2004, 08:41 PM

yo momma so ugly they push her face in dough to make gorilla cookies

**Pancake** · Apr 10, 2004, 08:45 PM

Yo Motha so fatz she rolled off da bed N woke up in China!

I made that one my self!

**s.TiNgEr** · Apr 10, 2004, 08:46 PM

your mom is so fat that she's heavy

pwn plz

**Pixel_Toa** · Apr 10, 2004, 08:50 PM

Yo' momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house!

**FOAtHeart** · Apr 10, 2004, 08:52 PM

yo momma so poor, when she climb in the front window she step out the back door!

**s.TiNgEr** · Apr 10, 2004, 09:04 PM

On 2004-04-10 18:52, FOAtHeart wrote:
yo momma so poor, when she climb in the front window she step out the back door!

I TAKE HIGH OFFENSE TO THAT

**ERS** · Apr 10, 2004, 09:08 PM

Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone!

**s.TiNgEr** · Apr 10, 2004, 09:11 PM

Impossible. Try again.

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