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    So I move into my new home last week, ...forget it.

    Net-net: I am selling my singing refrigerator. Yes, it sings. It sings when it wants to, and whatever it wants to. Though, with some patience and proper training, you could have it singing Sinatra, Beatles, or use it as a gag on your friends when they come over ...and have it belt out something disgusting, like Dave Matthews or Celine Dion. Why does the caged frige sing? It's lonely, tired, and perhaps bored. More so, it's probably a bad blower motor, or the seminifreous tubloidial freon distributor regulator thingee-bob.

    It gets along with other appliances, and is housetrained. In fact, it sings in a variety of languages including cat talk and dog speak. My cat has a lovely 3 AM call-and-answer duet session with it at times.... reminds me of Louis Armstrong & Ella doin' Porgy & Bess. Though I can't guarantee the appliance will perform any Gershwin upon ownership change.

    It's model is circa-82... so hey, all you retro-slaves in the Mission who are currently re-living '78... you'll be good to go in a couple years when the 80's comes in, in your Bugle Boys serving Malibu jello shooters out of your refrigerator which has since learned Billy Ocean (the B sides).


    Best offer/you have to pick it up.


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    Pick up? again? awwww man

    my Toaster with aspirations of reaching new composing limits will never get there your fridge would be perfect, its been searching for some appliance that make some form of noise in any way on a regular basis, but everything got replaced a few years back, all brand new, all from harrods. not a chance of it being poor quality.

    oh well... *sighs*

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    hmm a sinigng fridge wouldn't mind... i don't mind singing along, but it depends if it can sing Chinese or japanese... though i have a whistling kettle if anyone wants that? for some reason it never gets dry lips from whistling all the time

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    You have a deal if it does this one thing.

    Does it sing showtunes?

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