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    I know it's not a rant, but damn sometimes it feels like this place is a Venting Machine.

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    There's nothing wrong with venting every once in awhile.

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    Kinda obvious it's a joke Ness, she never said it wasn't okay to vent and you have to admit some of the rants are a little...

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    Does it know went I'm venting?

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    Can it tell if we're sucking too?
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    On 2004-05-04 05:21, Saladwood wrote:
    Kinda obvious it's a joke Ness, she never said it wasn't okay to vent and you have to admit some of the rants are a little...
    That goes without saying.

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    So why were you argueing the point being made in the first place?

    OMG OMGH!! I had to wurk tday, thoguht I wuz done and then had to FAX SOMETIHNG and at the other end of the facility! WHY?! Don't they jknow that my wurk wuz dun and I awas tired and fed up?


    ...*reality check*

    Oh wait thats right, I'm the guy that really doesn't have a set job so does everything he possibly can. =D
    Look, he did it again.

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    On 2004-05-04 18:13, ABDUR101 wrote:
    So why were you argueing the point being made in the first place?

    Arguing a point? I was just making a statement.

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    that can be taken in an argumentative way...

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