Introducing the VENTING MACHINE

Venting online not satisfying enough? Wish you could whine about life -- in real life? Now you can.

Presenting the world's first fully automatic Venting Machine®.

It moves. It stops. It listens.

It never answers back, and it never ridicules you -- no matter what your issues.*

The Venting Machine® does not occupy too much space. In addition, whenever you don't need it around, it disappears. Like that.

So rent the Venting Machine® today. And whine on.


TESTIMONIALS:

"All the cool guys I knew were dating Asian chicks. It really got on my nerves. I called for the Venting Machine® and showered it with my rants. It worked. I already feel less bitchy."
Christine L. Art student, San Francisco.

"I HATED HATED HATED SUVs. After two sessions with the Venting Machine®, I HATE, HATE SUVs."
Mitchell A. Journalist, Berkeley.

"After nine lousy Match.com dates I was ready to smash my computer. Instead, I called for the Venting Machine®. I still go out on lousy dates, but now I can share my frustration. Thank you Venting Machine®."
Angie M., Tax Attorney, San Francisco.

"I used to be a PSOW Rants Forum junkie. If shit happened, It had to be posted… people talking loudly, cars trying to run me over, cell phones, war mongers, deaf DJs, fat people, skinny people, stupid people, fake people, flake people…everything…anything. Now I’ve found the Venting Machine®. I’m cured. Haven't been on PSOW for six hours now. Wow!"
splashmouthgrrrl379, Software Geek, San Jose.


* - The Venting Machine® will not offer any advice or attempt to solve your problems. They are, as they’ve always been, your own.

I know it's not a rant, but damn sometimes it feels like this place is a Venting Machine.