Enemies Wanted

[LollipopLolita]

Life is getting boring, so I am looking for a few good enemies to stir things up. Let's talk behind each others back, blackmail each other, call up each other's bosses and destroy our lives. Let's plan schemes and slash each other's tires in the middle of the night. I'll tell you where I park. Are you up for it? You must have experience. I need at least 2 references from people that will not step into the same room as you. If your parents have disowned you thats a plus. Stalker status or a restraining order a major plus.

[Scejntjynahl]

Well I live in Cali, so I have access, and slashing tires is so cliche...

[LollipopLolita]

you wanna cut each other's hair while we sleep then?

[Cowboy]

Sinead Oconnor!

[Scejntjynahl]

On 2004-05-05 10:27, LollipopLolita wrote:
you wanna cut each other's hair while we sleep then?

Actually I was thinking of pouring super glue on your hair while you slept. And paint your room with Avocado Green. And shave your cats.

[Zaneatron]

can i impact adhesive someones ass to their face? ive been waiting for a chance to do this for ages.