Looking for a pet Tapeworm

[LollipopLolita]

Tired of dieting. Need a little buddy that will help me along. No I do not want to walk your dog. I already get enough exercize. So if you can give my intestines an infestation of tapeworms, I will give you $500. Maybe you are a meat inspector or maybe you work in a slaughter house or maybe you work in a pathology lab. I don't particularly care where it came from as long as you've got larva. Please do not mail raw pork.

[Firocket1690]

gib me a mailing address. I only accept paypal. Ups ground next day.

[Eihwaz]

Ask Uncle Bob, he supposedly has a tapeworm.

[Bender202]

On 2004-05-08 09:55, LollipopLolita wrote:
Tired of dieting. Need a little buddy that will help me along. No I do not want to walk your dog. I already get enough exercize. So if you can give my intestines an infestation of tapeworms, I will give you $500. Maybe you are a meat inspector or maybe you work in a slaughter house or maybe you work in a pathology lab. I don't particularly care where it came from as long as you've got larva. Please do not mail raw pork.

No need for a pet, its just gonna make u eat more, git off your lazy bum and get to the gym .

p.s. the gym is where people exercise

[navci]

Ew Tapeworm.
I have a horrible story about parasites.
It involves me taking medication and one day looked after I finished my daily business.

[Eihwaz]

On 2004-05-08 12:06, navi wrote:
Ew Tapeworm.
I have a horrible story about parasites.
It involves me taking medication and one day looked after I finished my daily business.

We need more details, methinks.

[ABDUR101]

I can mail you my cat, she has more than enough to give. =D

[Dragon_Ash]

hmmm, i have teh song about tapeworm

[Uncle_bob]

Just go get fat and be happy. A lot of people do that these days.

[DarthFomar]

LOL.....you want pig intestines....how utterly gross.