FKL wars Edition 1: Uncle!

[Daikarin]

I'm pitting a challenger to some of FKL's VIP.

First, is Uncle, facing the wrath of Calvin! Come on kids, who will win!? Your favorite Uncle or your buddy Calvin?



VS



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Even_Jin on 2004-05-21 14:59 ]</font>

[Tact]

On 2004-05-20 15:00, Even_Jin wrote:
I'm pitting a challenger to some of FKL's VIP.

First, is Uncle, facing the wrath of Calvin! Come on kids, who will win!? Your favorite Uncle or your buddy Calvin?



VS

Don't forget, Calvin has Hobbes, the "I'm home" pouncer! (Suggestion: after the poll "closes" write a detailed description of what the match would look like fanfic-style, with the winner of the poll coming out as the winner of the battle)



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: tactician7777 on 2004-05-20 15:03 ]</font>

[_Ted_]

Calvin!

[Sef]

Uncle? Calvin? Uncle? Calvin?...Decisions, decisions. Wtf?

[Daikarin]

On 2004-05-20 15:03, tactician7777 wrote:

On 2004-05-20 15:00, Even_Jin wrote:
I'm pitting a challenger to some of FKL's VIP.

First, is Uncle, facing the wrath of Calvin! Come on kids, who will win!? Your favorite Uncle or your buddy Calvin?



VS

Don't forget, Calvin has Hobbes, the "I'm home" pouncer! (Suggestion: after the poll "closes" write a detailed description of what the match would look like fanfic-style, with the winner of the poll coming out as the winner of the battle)



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: tactician7777 on 2004-05-20 15:03 ]</font>

HAR! A very good suggestion, but I rarely have time to write even Episode 3 of "Phantastic", which, by the way, is a bit over halfway done.

But I'll see what I can do.

By the way, I won't pitch users against users. That's against the rules and its more fun this way.

The poll closes next Thursday. If I remember, that is =P

[Tact]

Thanks for the compliment! *waits for the poll to close*

[Outrider]

Outrider.

[Daikarin]

Since the poll won't probably get any more significant votes, I will close it today in about 5 hours from this post.

And every FKL wars poll will last 24h each.

Guess who the next victim shall be.

[Ketchup345]

Uncle. And doesn't Robo have the same avatar?

[Daikarin]

Uncle steps into the battlefield, carrying a hidden secret weapon behind his back.

Calvin enters the scene, together with Hobbes.

All the crow in PSO World starts to throw rotten apples at Calvin, since they don't consider fair to bring his tiger pet.

When he stops showing his "V" sign at his nephews, Uncle steps forward, facing Calvin, fearless.

- HOBBES, I CHOOSE YOU!!!

The tiger jumps at Uncle, showing off his giant fangs and claws. Uncle, in his usual self-confidence, prepares to show the universe his secret weapon. From his back, he takes out...

...A CAN OF TUNA!! Seeing this, Hobbes stops in the air for a second and then takes the can away from Uncle's metal fingers, to continuously bite and attack the can, like if it were some kind of prey. Once Hobbes opened the can, he starts chowing down like crazy.

- ...You STUPID... FURBALL! I TOLD YOU TO GET THAT EVIL ZORK AND YOU GO AND EAT FISH!? WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON, YOU SAVAGE!?

Hobbes suddenly appears in front of Calvin, with a non-friendly glare aiming at him.

- I don't appreciate being insulted.

Calvin and Hobbes immediatly start a war of insults and physical aggression, kicking the hell out of each other in few seconds.

Thrilled by the moment, Uncle's metal eye lids start to cry as he raises his right arm up to the sky and celebrates his victory!

P.S.: This reminded me of PSO mini-wars.