Axe...WTH? lol

[Sord]

okay, go to walmart for deoderent, see Axe brand, find the lables on back that say

Warning: May cause females to something or another, but it was good from a guys point of veiw (unless your gay i guess)

Anyhow, i started craking up, but I bought Axe solid just because it's pretty much the same price and everyone else is usin it.

So an ways, I bought Tsunami smell (supposedly ocean with a melon or something.) Any ways, I'm thinking this company is just being plain rediculous, it's kinda pathetic.

I went on their sight to see how much they say their product can do. Gawd, so stupid I started craking up after reading it.

move your cursor on the axe bottle and click on "Axe- 7 ways" You'll see symbols, these represent the diffrent smells. The sheer stupidity of the intro's are funny.

http://www.theaxeeffect.com/flash.html

[SpikeOtacon]

I've actually heard it works. Something about messing around with the female's sences. I don't like it, not one bit.

[HUnewearl_Meira]

I dunno... My buddy Kelley uses that stuff, and everytime he sprays it on, someone smacks him upside the head, because great gobs of corkboard, that stuff stinks!

EDIT: For the record, my wife and her sister both hate the stuff. Probably more than I do.

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[navci]

I have seen their commercials back when I still have TV. They are kinda funny.

[_Ted_]

AHHHH! Axe is satan! It smells like crap.....really old very smelly rotting crap.....

[Cowboy]

So far, i have selected American woman wearing skimpy field hockey skirt. ill post when im done.

[Cowboy]

frrroggg

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[Sef]

http://www.theaxeeffect.com/ams/axeAmsLaunch.html

Gotta go here.

[Solstis]

I have essence, probably the least repugnent.

I would get other stuff, but other brands cost more, and me mum brought it for me.

*shrug*

Edit: oh, and it doesn't officially say that it doesn't attract males, lol, so who knows?

It's more like: Hey, you stink! You must be using axe!



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[_Ted_]

You know what I really hate about axe? When someone puts it on in a room the spray that misses them goes all over the damn room and in the air! If I want to smell your deoderant, then I'll sniff your damned pits! I don't want to smell it every time I breathe!