Fanfic Bloopers

[KodiaX987]

We all do fanfics, and our actors and characters look perfect... Except when a typo appears. o.O;;

Here's some from my own department!
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REPUBLIC INSA BLOOPERS

Director: Shuri, we're gonna have to cut the coarse language. Remember, kids will be watching this show.
Shuri: Shut the f... up.

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Director: Action!
Armi:Ayah!!
Shuri: Augh- *tips over and falls from the platform* AHHHHHHH!!!
Director: CUT! Shuri, you're supposed to hang on to the platform and then have Armi cut it off... Uh, Shuri? Shuri?!

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Whatley: According to the map, we should be right below the station's...
*FLUSH*..................*SPLAT!!*
Whatley: ...Toilet!

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Elenor: Hey, what's this teddy bear doing here?!
*BOOOOOM!!!*
Whatley: *wipes ash off face* No more bomb cliches.
Director: OK.

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Shuri: Sign!
Tyrell: Never!
Shuri: *points mechguns at Tyrell's head.*
Tyrell: Never!!
Shuri: Yeah right, is that your final answer?...
Tyrell: On second thought, I'd like to poll the audience...
Director: CUT!!

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Insa-K: How about we take this teleporter?
Kestra: How about we fire the director?
Director: CUT!!

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FIVE FACETS BLOOPERS

Director: Zinackst.
Zinackst: ...
Director: Zinackst!
Zinackst: ...
Director: Ziiiiiiiiiiinackst?
Zinackst: ...
Director: I said "Cut," you can go out of character now.
Zinackst: ...
Director: Why don't you ever wanna speak?
Zinackst: (in a very raspy voice) Because of this, for Christ's sake.

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Director: Cut! Let's take a break.
Minishuri: *takes off helmet to reveal the actor of Mini-Me*
Director: I'll never get how you manage to speak like a young girl for this movie...

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Kod: Akumi, I love... I uhh... Love... Uhh... What was the next word again?
Director: Cut!...

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Shuri: Curse the hands
Director: Louder.
Shuri: Curse the hands!
Director: Louder!
Shuri: CURSE THE HANDS!!!
Director: Louder!!
Assistant: Sir, your eardrums are blown... You can't hear anything.

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Shuri: *facepalms*
Director: Cut! Okay, good stuff Shuri, but try to give it more of a resigned attitude into it, you know.
Shuri: I hate doing my own stunts...

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Director: According to the script, you must step out of the platform and float into the air.
Minishuri: For how much time?
Director: Until I say cut. Action!... Okay, move forward a little... Stay there!... Look to your left, there's a passing car, okay now look forward again... Good. Cut!
Minishuri: *falls* AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Director: I wonder when they'll ever stop taking me to the letter.

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Jerry Springer: And on today's show, "My boyfriend has split personalities!" A shocking interview, coming up!
Director: What the hell are you doing here?!!

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Kod: *pulls out Varista*
Director: Varistas suck, we need a script change.
Kod: *shoots the director*
Director: Fine, crybaby...

[Hikosaka]

So that's what goes on behind the scenes. Yikes...Zinackst needs a throat drop something fierce. O_o;

[BWS-1]

XD

Mind if we add our lil bloopers in here?

[KodiaX987]

You people go right ahead! I wanna see bloopers!!!

[BWS-1]

FIVE FACETS BLOOPERS

director: and , action!

Severence 7: I feel someone is spying on me ...

*falling from a nearby tree: waaaaaaa!!!! BANG!

all the crew: ?_? and who are YOU supposed to be?

director: CUT!!

BWS-1: Well, hmmm, I'm BWS-1! the hmmm, new cast in the crew? hi?

Lara:: wispers to Zinackst:: This has to be the guy's first group fic.

director: Sorry bud! but we're full! Better luck next time, now clean up your mess and get the hell outa here ...

BWS-1: Ok then hmmm, what if in the next scene I don't fall from the tree?

director: nop

BWS-1: what if I practice cool stunts with swoards and all?

director: nop

BWS-1: what if I get back on my branch in the tree ''accidently'' droping this bag fild with around 80 000 meseta on the ground near your left foot ...

director: Welcome aboard, mate!

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[Hikosaka]

Reunions

Director: All right people, in this scene, Master will be floating up in the air above the heroes. He'll insert the disc and play the Twisted Song. Places everyone! Action!

Master: Come, let us dance!
:uts disc in player, presses play::

::music starts to play:: EVERYBODY, YEAH! ROCK YOUR BODY, YE-AH! EVERYBO-ODY, BACKSTREET'S BACK, ALL RIGHT!

::Everyone falls over, twitching::

Master: MWAHAHAHAHA!

[M_BlackHawk]

Reunions
Jessica's using the BlackHawk family's BEE computer to look for Severence 7 when she gets a Blue Screen of Death
Jessica: Ok, What happened?
Rhiana: Don't look at me.
Director:CUT! I told you not to install Windows 95 on there, dammit!

[SS_Death]

First Fiction Bloopers

Two points glowing in the darkness

*Click! Fizzle!*

*One of the points of light vanishes*

Director: Death what happened?

Death: My torch battery ran out!

Director:...

[SS_Death]

First Fiction

Author sitting at his keyboard just finishes chapter 6 and is about to post it...

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Author:Nooooooo!!!

(Chapter 6 may take a little while longer now...)