I hate Gnomes!

[Davion]

I despise the things! Eventually, Gnomes will take over the world. That's why my troop of Gnome hunters and I are on an everlasting quest to ride the world of their filthy presence. Join with us as we embark upon this great crusade! Do it for your families, your friends, your pets. If we don't do something soon, Gnomes will take over the world. This is a call to arms against the growing horror of the Gnomish hordes. DEATH TO THE GNOMES!!!!!




<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Davion on 2002-06-13 09:48 ]</font>

[g0th_gUrL]

gnomes?? Hmm... didn't anyone ever tell you -NOT- to smoke plantain leaves?

[Last_Saiyan]

Or sniff the air from Plaitain fans. Hehehe, I think eating rappy meat will make one see gnomes.

[Davion]

SILENCE INFIDELS! THE WRATH OF THE GNOMES ARE UPON THEE! FEAR THE WRATH OF THE GNOMES, FEAR THEM I SAY!!

[pixelate]

Lawn gnomes will eat your pets. Look out! >_>

[ABDUR101]

pfft, lawn gnomes are pussies, underpants gnomes are the real enemy!

Priorities people, how will you live if all your underwear are stolen!? God damn, idiots!

I'm glad the security of my underwear aren't in any of your hands!!

[Last_Saiyan]

Actually underwear Gnomes can really improve your whoopie life. Hehehe, the real enemy is David the Gnome, telling his stories of helping animals and making humans do good deeds just makes me sick!!!

[Deathscythealpha]

Underwear Gnomes dont scare me, Bwahahahahaha.
Wait a minute, wheres all my underwear gone. Nooooooooooooooooooo!

[Davion]

That's the spirit noble defenders of underwear, pets, and otherwise. But Underwear Gnomes and Lawn Gnomes are not the only enemies. There are Garden Gnomes (concrete and plastic varieties), Laundry Gnomes (Underwear Gnomes are only a sub-species of Laundry Gnomes), Attic Gnomes, Basement Gnomes, Refrigerator Gnomes, and scores more. Keep up the fight!

[Tuir]

On 2002-06-13 11:57, pixelate wrote:
Lawn gnomes will eat your pets. Look out! >_>

You don't know how right you are... o_o