FKL Voice-Overs

[Ness]

The following has actually happened, but what was said has been altered.

(Sagasu walks up to a crowd of FKL regulars.)

Sagasu: I'm lonely

Eclair: Get the fuck away.
Photon Drop: Yeah, you suck.
Uncle: Shut up.
Sef: Stop hitting on my woman; Photon Drop is mine.

Sagasu: (sobs)

(Ness walks over)

Ness: Now, now, just because he's a freak doesn't mean you have to ridicule him. Also, that rap and hip-hop stuff isn't good for you. Porn? that stuff rots your brain. Most importantly, I just want to ride my motorcycle.

Sef: Huh?
Uncle: What?

Ness: I just waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant to ride my moooootercycle.

Elcair: Man, I'm about to bust a cap in this motherfucker.

PhotonDrop: Screw this, let's go talk to that sad individual over there.

(Everyone walks toward Sagasu)

Sagasu: I have friends now.

Ness: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!


FKLLLLLLLLLLL!



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Ness on 2004-07-28 19:46 ]</font>

[Sef]

My God, did that smell good.

[Sagasu]

I dont want a pickle..

I just wanna ride my motorscicle.

And I--i dont wanna die..

I just want to ride my motorcy...

cle

Yes, come to me.. I shall feast upon Eclairs bowels tonight!

[Ness]

Here's another

(A bunch of FKLers are all playing PSO)

(Someone enters the lobby)

Kef: Hey guys I got the goods. Dupes, hacks, warez, music, you want it, I got it. All i need you do is...

Sef: Hey his names is the same as mine.

Ness: I can't tell them apart.

Navi: Which one is which?

Kef: Are you guys listening to me? I have warez, hacks, dupes cheats and....

Kafka: Hey guys, whoa re the twins?

Sef: WTF? This isn't funny!

Ness: Which one of them said that?

Navi: How the fuck should I know.

(Monomate walks up)

Monomate: Oh those rares look so lovely.

Kef: What do you want to make deal?

Monmate: Look at all those different colored swords.

FKLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

[Sagasu]

Or remember that one day?



Ness: *whores*

Ness: Why isn't anyone listening to me? *whores some more*

Ness: Nobody loves me anymore *whores himself*

[Ness]

Yours wasn't as good as mine, but keep working on it.

[Ness]

Here's another.....

(Anwserman returns to FKL after a long vacation)

Mechgun_mike: Who's that?

Space_Butler: I don't know. Let's throw rocks at him.

Anwserman: N00bs!

Mechgun_mike: Maybe if we hit the ground, rocks will come out!

(Mechgun_mike and Space_Butler start bowing)

Anwserman: They are already showing me respect.

FKLLLLLLLLLLLL!

[navci]

[Ness]

(Ness and Sagasu are talking)

Sagasu: Man, I went to a bar and saw this naked person there.

Ness: Are you sure it was a bar?

Sagasu: Of course I'm sure. I was driving my penguin car and decided I wanted some ice cream.

Ness: You killed all those penguins jsut to make acar?

Sagasu: It's slang so let me finish. So I went to a bar to get some ice cream. The bartender said something aobut me looking like a seal but I wasn't paying attention because I saw this vision of nude loveliness int he corner of the bar.

(Navi walks to the group)

Navi: Is he telling his story again?

Sagasu: No.

Ness: Yes.

(An old fat lady walks up to the group)

Lady: That vision of nude loveliness was me.

Navi: Ew.

Ness: Bu--

(Sagasu's face turns red)

Sagasu: *fart* hehehehe!

FKLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

[Sagasu]

...

Alright,

I give you permission to shut your face.