On 2002-06-19 15:03, Ultimate wrote:
A priest and a sailor go to play golf together.
It's the sailor's turn to play. He swings and misses the ball.
- Fuck, I missed - he said.
The priest then says:
- My son, do not speak that way or God will punish you.
The sailor tries to hit the ball again and he misses.
- FUCK, I missed! - he repeats.
- My son, you really shouldn't speak that way or God WILL punish you! - the priest says.
The sailor goes for a 3rd swing... misses.
- FUCK, I miss... - he says.
- That's it, now God will most certainly punish you. - The priest says.
In that moment a bolt of lightning comes out from the heavens and hits the priest. And a voice from the sky says:
- FUCK, I MISSED!
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