Ok, body? You can go to hell. It was cute on the car trips, but this is just asinine.
Ok, so. You've all played 3D or 3Dish games, yes? You either move the view around with the mouse and then click and hold to move yourself, or you have the sort of thing where you click between screens, and then you can move the view around with your mouse.
So I had computer issues years ago with the CD-ROM version of Myst III: Exile. So I wound up playing the PS2 version. I was fine. Not a jitter. So I have the DVD PC version and a non-shit computer now. So... What the FUCK, man, within a couple of minutes I feel an urge to toss my cookies. So I dig up the demo version of realMYST, and lo and behold, the same fucking thing happens! It happens with all games like that! What, is it the difference between moving with a mouse and moving with a controller and the former is just too jerky for me or something?
Seriously, this pisses me off, because I can't play a game if I can't actually look at it for more than a couple of minutes without the urge to hurl. I've already long since finished Exile, but what if I want to play a new game with that kind of system? Am I doomed to wait for and suffer through the shitty PS2 version or something? FUCK!
Suck me, body. -_-
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