Teh Kafka Song!

[Eihwaz]

*sung to the melody of The Oogie Boogie Song*

"Well, well, well, what have we here?
Some smack-talking n00bs, huh?
Oh, I'm really scared
So you're the one everybody's talkin' about, ha, ha

When Kafka says
There's trouble close at hand
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm Kaffy
And if you aren't shakin'
Then something's very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time now
That you hear the Kaffy song, ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh, he's teh Kafka~

Well if I'm feelin' antsy
And there's nothin' much to do
I might just cook a special batch
Of n00b and fucknut stew
And don't ya know one thing
That would make it work so nice?
A roly-poly dumbass to add a little spice

Ohhh

Oh, yeah

Ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh

Oh, yeah, he's teh Kafka~

Oh, the sound of crunchy n00bs
To me is music in the aor
'Cause I'm a gamblin' Kaffy
Although I don't play fair

It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that'd be just fine

n00b: u sukk!!11

Oh, brother, you're something
You put me in a spin
You aren't comprehending
The position
That you're in
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a prayer
'Cause I'm Kafka
And you ain't going nowhere"

I was talking with TheOneHero when I got this idea.

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[Sayara]

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Kaffys song is Kiss Kiss Kiss >>

[Solstis]

And then Chainer appears.

And then everyone in the room dies.

[Sef]

[Wyndham]

cheese!

exactly.

OWW!!

[KaFKa]

On 2005-01-07 17:09, Tingle wrote:
Kaffys song is Kiss Kiss Kiss >>

someones gonna die...


and good job on the song, i guess =/

[Sayara]

You wouldnt touch lil old me would you? Im too cute to kill

[Sef]

On 2005-01-07 17:39, Tingle wrote:
You wouldnt touch lil old me would you? Im too cute to kill

Depends on how much.

[TheOneHero]

On 2005-01-07 17:07, Eihwaz wrote:
*sung to the melody of The Oogie Boogie Song*

"Well, well, well, what have we here?
Some smack-talking n00bs, huh?
Oh, I'm really scared
So you're the one everybody's talkin' about, ha, ha

When Kafka says
There's trouble close at hand
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm Kaffy
And if you aren't shakin'
Then something's very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time now
That you hear the Kaffy song, ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh, he's teh Kafka~

Well if I'm feelin' antsy
And there's nothin' much to do
I might just cook a special batch
Of n00b and fucknut stew
And don't ya know one thing
That would make it work so nice?
A roly-poly dumbass to add a little spice

Ohhh

Oh, yeah

Ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh

Oh, yeah, he's teh Kafka~

Oh, the sound of crunchy n00bs
To me is music in the aor
'Cause I'm a gamblin' Kaffy
Although I don't play fair

It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that'd be just fine

n00b: u sukk!!11

Oh, brother, you're something
You put me in a spin
You aren't comprehending
The position
That you're in
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a prayer
'Cause I'm Kafka
And you ain't going nowhere"

I was talking with TheOneHero when I got this idea.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Eihwaz on 2005-01-07 17:08 ]</font>

Someone is going to die.

I was gonna do this and get back on KaFKa's good side.

[Sagasu]

Cuase hes the boogey man..

*cues singing green skellies*

woa-oh..

wo-oooah...