“Somebody’s bustin’ back inta Samsara
to continue leading all beings towards Ultimate Moksha—
…b-b-b-but who? Who could it be?
W-w-w-well… listen closely:
She’s a Silly Super Saviour who’s postponing Pari-Nirvana
to ensure everyone attains equivalent Enlightenment to Siddhartha—
…b-b-b-but who? Who could it be?
W-w-w-well… listen closely:
She’s a Paradise Portal Opener who’s sharing the fruits of eons of meritorious Karma
and free tickets to Tushita—
…b-b-b-but who? Who could it be?
W-w-w-well… listen closely:
She’s a Carnivore Hunger Ender with a stockpile of medicinal Mantra
to practice with Pranayama—
…b-b-b-but who? Who could it be?
W-w-w-well… listen closely:
She’s a Heart-Bouquet Gift-Giver who won’t forsake any entity,
even if it’s a perpetually perturbed Preta—
…b-b-b-but who? Who could it be?
W-w-w-well… listen closely:
She’s an Interpersonal Problem-Solver who’s memorized millions of useful Sutra,
relevant for every variety of Jiva—
…b-b-b-but who? Who could it be?
W-w-w-well… listen closely:
She’s an Interplanetary Peacemaker who’s spreading Noble Truths capable of ending feuds
even between the Asura & the Deva—
…b-b-b-but who? Who could it be?
W-w-w-well… listen closely:
She’s a Diamond Dharma Dame… who’ll nurture anyone’s aspiration that Bodhicitta be attained…
...and we already know her by another name!!—
…b-b-b-but who? Who could it be?
W-w-w-well… why not try to take a guess already?
…b-b-b-but you don’t mean…. … …or could it really be…?!?!
Yip-Yep-Yup!!! This Tiny Titan Of Dzogchen is the newest emanation of Uber-Bodhisattva-Chan!!!——”


title: “TURBO-BUDDHA-BABE”

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OCT / 24 / 2022

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Dedicated (again) to Tenshi and Tara (all of her emanations).

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This piece is a sequel to the poem “UBER-BODHISATTVA-CHAN” from awhile back:

https://www.pso-world.com/forums/sho...=1#post3481891

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