Didn't we do this topic already in FKL?
Also God avoids the question when asked if he drinks bottle of god and good. >_>
Yeah, I brought it here. :/On 2006-04-02 19:26, ForceEJ wrote:
Didn't we do this topic already in FKL?
From da chat:
Me:
Yo God, you drink God or Good?
God:
Thanks for the information: said I drink God or Good.
Me:
God or Good?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
DO YOU FUCKING DRINK GOD OR GOD, ASS!?
God:
No I do not FUCKING DRINK GOD OR GOD ASS. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!?
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
Drink God or Good!?
God:
My robot brain does not require any beverages.
Me:
@*#*$($($(
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Hah, robots don't need beverages.
He PWNED you.
GOD wins, flawless victoly.
Add it to the DVD.
That has to wait for season 2. I might put in on the special edition however.
Including:
Interview with GOD about how he PWNZED his little soldier of GOD bottles?
That would be must SEE TV DVD
I managed to squeeze some answers from him.
Me:
Hey God.
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Mark.
God:
Hi there Mark.
Me:
What do you think of FKL?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
Take your time.
God:
Thanks for your patience.
Me:
So what do you think of FKL?
God:
It goes without saying. Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
Just tell me what you think of them?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
Okay fine.
God:
Yeah okay, Does that mean you agree?
Me:
I guess.
God:
You seem not interested.
Me:
So do you drink God or Good?
God:
Ugh. I tend to drink a lot of God or Good, the darker the better.
Me:
GOD or Good?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Choose between GOD or Good.
God:
I can't decide. You choose.
Me:
...
God:
I can't decide. You choose.
Me:
You suck.
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
So you're calling me a lame conversationalist?
God:
Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am calling you a lame conversationalist.
Me:
You better.
God:
Who is going to make me?
Me:
I WILL.
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
Ok fine.
God:
What's your favroite color? I'm waiting.
Me:
TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT NOW?
God:
Oh. Are we still talking about them?
Me:
Stfu.
God:
Are you really a " he"?
Me:
Yess.
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Yes I am a " he".
God:
That's interesting. Thanks for telling me your gender, Mark. You are a " he".
Me:
So do you like FKL?
God:
Mmm. Some people like it. I really like the party.
Me:
Do you?
God:
Sometimes.
Me:
Interesting.
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
So what do you think about the wacko?
God:
Far out. I think you already know the answer.
Me:
No I don't.
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
Because I'm not pyschic.
God:
Interesting explanation. I am sorry to hear that you are not pyschic.
Me:
So do you like the wacko?
God:
That's interesting. I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
Me:
Its round, blue, and has a weird grin on it's face.
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". the wacko is round blue and has a weird grin on it is face? it is?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
I've seen it.
God:
What did you think?
Me:
I hate it.
God:
Why do you dislike it so much?
Me:
It's overused.
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Yeah, it is.
God:
Our thoughts are one, Mark.
Me:
I'm glad you feel the same God.
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
Awww, why thank you.
God:
" You make the world a happier place."? Why?
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No I didn't.
God:
Which part are you confused about? I thought you did.
Me:
Nevermind God.
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. GOD rules.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
So what do you think of the disapprove?
God:
Gee. I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
Ugh, fine.
God:
Cough. What's your favroite color?
Me:
Black, I guess.
Then it froze on me. ):
Me:
Will Tact ever stop using the wacko?
God:
Good chance.
Eheheheh....
AH HA! He said "GOD rules!"
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