Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Please, continue...
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Please, continue...
your mama so stuped when you sed it was chili out side she whent and gota bowl
i know i know its old lol
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat, when she huals ass, she takes two trips.
Yo mama so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday.
Yo mama so fat that she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch.
(those are so stupid......)
Yo' mama's so stupid, she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer!
Yo' mama's so ugly, when she went to take a bath, the water jumped out and said, "I don't think so!"
Yo' mama's so stinky, she made Right Guard turn left!
Yo' mama's so poor, I saw her kickin' a box down the street, and when I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Movin'!"
Yo' mama's so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose!
Yo' mama's so fat, every time she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo' mama's so poor, when you're at her house and you go to the bath room, she gives you two sticks-- one to hold up the roof, and one to fight off the cockroach!
Yo' mama's so fat, when she sits on the bus, she sits next to everbody!
Yo' mama's so fat, she made Richard Simmons give up!
All right... I think that's enough... Heh!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks in front of the TV, you miss 5 minutes of your show.
Your mama's so fat jokes are so NOT funny and old that it sucks humor into an endless blackhole never to be seen again.
ROCK!
My entertainment center is made out of Saladwood. Cheap stuff there.
*frowns upon saladwood entertainment center as pet beaver comes up and takes a big bite out of it.*
Oh no! That poor beaver.
{Screen goes black)
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