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    "Hello Amanda. You don't know me, but I know you. I want to play a game. Here's what happens if you lose. The device you are wearing is hooked into your upper and lower jaw. When the timer in the back goes off, your mouth will be permanently ripped open. Think of it like a reverse bear trap. Here, I'll show you. There is only one key to open the device. It's in the stomach of your dead cellmate. Look around Amanda. Know that I'm not lying. Better hurry up. Live or die, make your choice."

    Why didn't Amanda try to wake him, and make him puke? They'd both be alive then.

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    Amanda must be a witch to be able to wake up dead dudes, or is just that damn hot.

    Rigamortis for no one!

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    Better yet, why did the movie blow chunks?

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    Wan: Alright, that last take was good. Too good. So, for this next one, make sure to overact and read the shitty script just the way it is.

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    He was under a drug which rendered him unable to move, as well as talk. He would'nt have been able to puke.
    Look, he did it again.

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