1.Refer to The Moo2u as The Moo2u, otherwise The Moo2u's awesomeness will cause your head to explode.
2.The Moo2u always has sex on the first date. ALWAYS.
3.The Moo2u does whatever the fuck The Moo2u wants. If The Moo2u wishes to kill you, you must accept, because death at The Moo2u's awesome is the best way to die.
4.If The Moo2u tells a statement, it is true. The universe changes to accomodate for The Moo2u's statements. Then The Moo2u explodes your worthless head with sheer awesome.
5.If The Moo2u demands that you sacrifice your firstborn son to The Moo2u, you better fucking do it. Otherwise The Moo2u sends in his good friend Ted Nugent, who plays the most ass-kicking guitar lick in existance, causing you to shit your pants to death.
6. The Moo2u often times bowls with the severed heads of the unworthy. The Moo2u bowls a perfect game in all the lanes with one throw.
7.The Moo2u suicide bombs without killing The Moo2u
8. If The Moo2u says the dog ate The Moo2u's homework, the dog ate The Moo2u's fucking homework.
9. The Moo2u can smell your fear..
10. The Moo2u is awesome. If you question this, The Moo2u will personally rip your spine out and feast on your skull, heart, and soul.
Reply With Quote
Connect With Us