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    jack of all trades, master of none
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    I recently recieved this heartfelt email...

    FROM: HELEN KOLONGA
    LOT 125 AV. DES
    QUAIS RUE 7 08 BP 441
    ABIDJAN-COTE D' IVOIRE.

    I DO APOLOGIZE FOR APPROACHING YOU IN SUCH A MANNER, BUT CIRCUMSTANCES FORCED ME TO CONTACT YOU. I WAS FORMERLY A MEDICAL STUDENT OF THE UNIVERSITY OF ABIDJAN, COTE D IVOIRE TILL MY PARENTS AND MY ONLY BROTHER WHERE KILLED BY THE CURRENT GOVERNMENT BECAUSE MY FATHER WAS AN OPPOSITION LEADER TO THE PRESENT GOVERNMENT.

    BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER, HE HAS $4.5 M USD (FOUR MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS.) IN A DOMICILIARY ACCOUNT WITH A BANK IN CÔTE D'IVOIRE WHICH I AM THE NEXT OF KIN.

    I HUMBLY NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE “FOLLOWING WAYS”:
    1) TO HELP GET THIS MONEY TRANSFERRED TO YOU.
    2) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN
    3) TO MAKE AN ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER AFTER THIS MONEY IS TRANSFERRED.
    4) TO LOOK FOR A GOOD VENTURE WHERE THE MONEY WILL BE INVESTED.

    I AM READY TO COMPENSATE YOU FOR YOUR EFFORT IN ASSISTING ME.

    YOU’RE SINCERELY,
    HELEN.

    I figure I'll give her my social security number, birthday, and address.



    <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Jehosaphaty on 2006-10-23 18:36 ]</font>

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    Well, Helen said:

    "3) TO MAKE AN ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER AFTER THIS MONEY IS TRANSFERRED. "

    Maybe you'll get lucky.
    Life is just a lie with an "f" in it.

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    Who is this guy again? Shadowpawn's Avatar
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    God I love those letters...




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    Helen doesn't sound Nigerian at all!

    Send back spam from another e-mail and see what happens.

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    jack of all trades, master of none
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    Today is a pretty slow day. I'll prolly play along for amusement. Also, I would've never know what 4.5 M USD meant if she wouldn't have told me.

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    On 2006-10-23 22:03, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
    Helen doesn't sound Nigerian at all!

    Send back spam from another e-mail and see what happens.
    XD




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    On 2006-10-24 10:22, Shadowpawn wrote:
    On 2006-10-23 22:03, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
    Helen doesn't sound Nigerian at all!

    Send back spam from another e-mail and see what happens.
    XD
    Thats seriously the best advice I got ALL day.

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    You know what guy annoys me? The guy who sends me e-mails who wants me to make my penis bigger, trust me, it's big enough.
    Life is just a lie with an "f" in it.

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    Cue the thread stopper in 3...2...1...

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