First Presidential Speech

[Moo2u]

I would also like to apply for the position of cooper... >.>

[Nitro Vordex]

Well since no one said anything, I dibs postion of Ronin Sr.

[Sord]

i dibs position of fine pepper ager, as I see plenty of barrel makers in the future to store my peppers in

[astuarlen]

Cabinet positions? I'm not picky, so long as the vermin are kept out.

Although... if you'll allow me to indulge in fantasy for a moment, I'd like a spot next to the cookies.

[Solstis]

Cabinet positions? I'm not picky, so long as the vermin are kept out.

Although... if you'll allow me to indulge in fantasy for a moment, I'd like a spot next to the cookies.

The cookies are rather crummy, to be honest. Ants and little hopping things.

I'd suggest the canned goods. There's a wise can of black beans back there.

[Toadthroat]

/plots assassination attempt with Ralph Nader

[Chuck_Norris]

*Is still flying at Spike with knife in hand*

[Ranmaru]

Lies! You can't fly.

[Moo2u]

Fly no! But he can leap over tall buildings!

(Points if you get that reference)

[astuarlen]

*Is still flying at Spike with knife in hand*

Have we learned nothing from video games? Do NOT hit the spikes! Instant death!


Solly, perhaps you are right about the cookies, but I've always found canned goods to be a bit cool, rigid, and unwilling to open up (except for the pop tabs--they're quite obliging fellows). I'm actually looking at a little place in the spice cabinet right now; it's a very diverse community, filled with wonderful smells.

Oh God, am I roleplaying as a pantry item right now?