My complaint about Aisha379
I indisputably hope Aisha379 gives this letter five minutes of its precious cappuccino-sipping, cancer-stick-puffing time. The first thing I want to bring up is that I wouldn't want to undermine the intellectual purpose of higher education. I would, on the other hand, love to argue about Aisha379's hijinks. But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter. If Aisha379 continues to perpetuate the nonsense known technically as the analytic/synthetic dichotomy, crime will escalate as schools deteriorate, corruption increases, and quality of life plummets. Let's look at the facts. First, Aisha379's degeneracy has permeated the whole stratum of society. Second, Aisha379 is offended by the truth. And finally, Aisha379's stratagems are merely a stalking horse. They mask its secret intention to deny citizens the ability to draw their own conclusions about the potential for violence that it may be generating.
I would not have thought it possible that Aisha379's left hand doesn't know what its right hand is doing, but it's absolutely true. Please forgive my directness, but if five years ago I had described an organization like Aisha379 to you and told you that in five years it'd interfere with a person's work performance, bodily security, physical movement, and privacy rights, you'd have thought me dissolute. You'd have laughed at me and told me it couldn't happen. So it is useful now to note that, first, it has happened and, second, to try to understand how it happened and how I realize that the tone of this letter may be making some people feel uneasy. However, even if you're somewhat uncomfortable reading about Aisha379's condescending maneuvers please don't blame me for them. I'm not the one challenging all I stand for. I'm not the one breaking down our communities. And I'm not the one causing riots in the streets.
Aisha379's latest proposed social programs are particularly intemperate, even by Aisha379's intemperate standards. Let me rephrase that: I have a tendency to report the more sensational things that Aisha379 is up to, the more shocking things, things like how it wants to put our liberties at risk by a dotty and disrespectful rush to instill a subconscious feeling of guilt in those of us who disagree with its modes of thought. And I realize the difficulty that the average person has in coming to grips with that, but it can't possibly believe that its smears are our final line of defense against tyrrany. It's spleeny but it's not that spleeny.
I am convinced that there will be a strong effort on Aisha379's part to stretch credulity beyond the breaking point before you know it. This effort will be disguised, of course. It will be cloaked in deceit, as such efforts always are. That's why I'm informing you that I have reason to believe that Aisha379 is about to paralyze needed efforts to put to rest the animosities that have kept various groups of people from enjoying anything other than superficial unity. I pray that I'm wrong, of course, because the outcome could be devastating. Nevertheless, the indications are there that Aisha379 frequently avers its support of democracy and its love of freedom. But one need only look at what Aisha379 is doing—as opposed to what it is saying—to understand its true aims. I'll repeat what I've already said: I would be grateful if Aisha379 would take a little time from its rigorous schedule to deal with its predatory demands on a case-by-case basis. Of course, pigs will grow wings and fly before that ever happens.
Common-sense understanding of human nature tells us that if Aisha379 had even a shred of intellectual integrity, it'd admit that if we fail to view the realms of materialism and Marxism not as two opposing poles but as two continua, then all of our sacrifices will be as forgotten as the sand blowing across Ozymandias's dead empire. The "decay of that colossal wreck," as the poet Shelley puts it, teaches us that the grossly fallacious reasoning behind Aisha379's insults can be confirmed by some simple fact-checking. There's nothing controversial about that view. It's a fact, pure and simple. It was a fact long before anyone realized that when Aisha379 says that it has the trappings of deity, that's just a load of spucatum tauri. According to Aisha379, anyone who points this out is guilty of spreading lies, smears, and particularism. And that's all I have to say.
Originally Posted by Rust
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