Undeniable factual evidence the government hates us.

[astuarlen]

If it's our tax dollars, it should have been chocolate ice cream. Yes. Ice cream in the desert. Once we master that, we will have reached the pinnacle of military technology: CUISINE!

Death by chocolate cake? Departing this world is such sweet sorrow.

[TalHex]

it's a proven fact that the government takes our tax dollars and uses it to make really, really, really, REALLY cool toys. like BFGs

[CrimsomWolf]

Government is a TROLL.

FACT

[pixelate]

don't be silly, it's jheri curl cream