why am i fat?

[Waki Miko Syamemaru!]

IM IN DESPAIR
THE FACT EVERYONES HELP DOESNT HELP HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIRRRRRRRRRRR! ITS HOPELESS!!!!





actually.
Sodas when consumed alittle isn't too bad, its mainly chain drinkers. It gives you the same basis of a beer gut (and destroys your teeth too!)

Oh my god Sayara. I love you so much!

[KaFKa]

Heres a perfect workout you can do, twice a day in your garage where noone can see you.

Do a pushup. It doesent have to be a perfect military pushup, just down and up once, after that hop to your feet and jump. After you come down from the jump, do another pushup.

Repeat for five minutes, take a breather, and take a shower.

[Epically Leet]

Sounds like a rather good exercise.

[KaFKa]

Once that becomes easy, you add a pullup in between pushups. I'm at 2 sets of 5 min before I'm about ready to collapse myself

[Epically Leet]

What if you have no means to do pullups?

[KaFKa]

You can buy one of those pullup bars you set in a doorframe for anyhwere between $20-$40 its a great investment, in my opinion. Although I just installed a homemade pullup bar in my garage.

[Zero Revenge]

everyone is attacking me. i thought this would be more funny than it was.

well if running around the block works for you . good. but i know i would get to the mailbox and just feel silly .and i dont have much of a block to run around. and plus thats a hazard .

i just wish i wouldnt do things like this. oh well .im not dying and being fat isnt a crime. it could even get you elected in NJ. who do i have to impress . no one.

**facepalm**

Fine. You're gonna reply to serious help and considerations like this? Be fat, be upset over it. I don't care. It doesn't bother me. I'm surprised you got as much sympathy as you did over the internet.

I can't believe that you're going to just write it off as "I'm not dying, being fat isn't a crime." We're all trying to help you because you're upset about your weight and you wanted some help.

Mods - Close this Thread. It's Pointless now.

[Epically Leet]

I seriously can't explain his behaviour right now, no matter how hard I try.
Can't find the proper words.
He's acting so fucking weird on so many levels.
The more I think about it, the less I understand.

[DreXxiN]

I seriously can't explain his behaviour right now, no matter how hard I try.
Can't find the proper words.
He's acting so fucking weird on so many levels.
The more I think about it, the less I understand.

He could be a really smart guy just trolling the hell out of all of us successfully. I can usually catch this quite easily..but I just...can't tell with him.

[Epically Leet]

I cannot tell, either.

And damn. Would be the most successful trolling of all time.