To the Moronic Drivers of the World.

[Leviathan]

The Texter/ Caller! - Fuck you. No text/ call is that important. Put down your fucking phone before you kill someone. Or if you absolutely need to do it, pull over and do it. I wish police went after you more often. Past few weeks 5+ people have died because of a moronic texter/ caller. All of those lives did not have to die because of your selfish/ dumb acts.

HURR I HAVE AN SUV! - Just because you have an SUV doesn't mean you need to take up two parking spots. Yes, and SUV is big, but it's not that big. If I can successfully park an 2005 LX without crossing into other lines and making it perfectly center [I have not driven in well over 3+ months] then you should just forfeit your car and trade it in for something you can actually handle.

Flippy McFlip-u-off! - What the hell, I didn't do anything to you.

91' Civic Does Not Make for a Race Car - Really, you spend more money on modding your Civic than what its actually worth it. $20,000 spent on it? For that money you could have bought something that A. Is recent. B. Has better MPG. C. is safer. and D. Actually looks nice.



I've been on the road for 8 hours the whole weekend, I've seen many morons.

EDIT: Also screw insurance companies. I drive pretty safe for someone my age but yet I have to pay the most because the majority lacks common sense. I get to pay $150 [not too bad I suppose] to up to $500 a month for insurance. -.-

[Anduril]

Let's not forget I Can fit in that less-than-a-full-car's-length space between you and the guy in front of you while not using my turn signal!

[Nitro Vordex]

I don't look before going anywhere, I just go.: Look, you son of a what, I don't care how important you think you are, what hurry you're in, or how not awesome your car is, LOOK BEFORE YOU FUCKING TURN OR SWITCH LANES.

[Z-735]

BAHAHAHA! This is hilarious XD Also the morons who think they can fit in between 2 cars with so little space in between each car thinking they won't hit the car with the door...

[Gunslinger-08]

I don't need to use my turn signal before I pull out/swerve in front of you.

It's really not going to kill you to let me know what's going on in that space between your ears. I can only hit the brakes or change lanes yea so quickly.

[Zeek123]

Ms. I can't go the speed limit on a busy road because I don't know what house I'm going to. I'll just slam on my brakes periodically then turn down a road nowhere near any housing additions.

The people behind were flipping me off because they thought it was me!

[Volcompat321]

I'll get in on this.

Mr. KEEP MY TURN SIGNAL ON FOR 3 MILES, THEN FINALLY TURN VERY QUICKLY, MAKING OTHERS SLAM ON THEIR BRAKES SO YOU CAN TURN!

Oh, and the-
FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER, QUIT RIDING MY ASS!
FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER, I'M NOT GETTING HEAD, BUT I DRIVE LIKE I AM.

Maybe that last one isn't too common.

[Skuda]

I don't need to use my turn signal before I pull out/swerve in front of you.

It's really not going to kill you to let me know what's going on in that space between your ears. I can only hit the brakes or change lanes yea so quickly.

My friend was 2 inches from being cleaved by some dumbass lady a few nights ago while crossing at a crosswalk.

It was raining hard, street lights were on, she didn't have her turn signal on, no advanced green for a left hand turn, and stomped on the gas while she turned.

Then she had the odacity to snidely say "You guys shouldn't wear all black, I didn't see you there." then drive off. Not a fucking apology, or "oh shit, are you okay?"

I wanted to pop the bitch right in the chops.


RAAAAAGE!

[CrimsomWolf]

The angle parkers - why park normally when I can do it at 80 degree angle taking 3 parking slots?

No really. I don't care how bad driver you are, how much you bribed the instructor but even you shouldn't park a car in a way that it takes two freaking spots. How do you do that? Seriously, I don't even know. But they are not as bad as fucks who manage to squeeze it into one parking slot - because then, they park it so as to smash into other people when leaving. Fucking driver's ignorance.

[Cracka_J]

haha...love these stories.

my wife had a pretty good one before the holidays. she manages a retail store and one of these days before christmas when the shopping was nuts, some lady got hit crossing the street in front of her store (in a crosswalk) by some dumbass woman on her cell phone. the woman gets out of her car first to check on the lady she hit (not severe, but she's downed in the road), and rushes into my wife's store to get help.

so my wife and the other workers there go out with various clothing items to cover the hit woman and keep her warm (was probably a 20-30 degree day if I remember right). the woman that hit her tells my wife she'll cover the expenses for the clothing used, and then tells her "I can't believe I didn't see her, she was as fat as a house". so my wife's about to beat the shit out of the woman herself at this point and tells her to wait inside the store to basically avoid confrontation before the police/paramedics arrive. they come, get the hit woman, everything is fine and dandy.

best part is my wife said the lady that hit the other woman came into the store later trying to get a discount on some of the clothing items that were used to cover the injured woman up. they immediately charged her full price. I lold.