I Want Splashback To GTFO Already!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Put down a layer on the water. As a preventive measure.

Paper layer, before you poop drop it like its - puzzle games.

Magical Dropoop V.

Get a lower water bowl? Or stop having nuclear hard shits?

Not only Japan but Euro got the floor squatting vacuum toilets.

They "need to step their doo doo game up, B"

Or maybe everyone else does... yogayogayoga

[mctastee]

Poop slower and longer it's all about control, diet and technique.

Pretty much this. Sounds to me like you need to work on your shitting technique.

[Squall179]

DO what the Squirrel King does.

Stick your butt out as you hunch from a standing position, and fire HARD.

Impress your friends today, destroy a car with a single shot!

[Chidori]

well there goes my noodles, spit it all out laughing reading the comments lmao

[Scrub]

Sorry until you've gotten water to splash back UP your butt you ain't nothin'.

[Chidori]

lmao :3