Mine were something along the lines of this:
"Since I have a lightsaber, I'm afraid Darth Vader is gonna come out..."
"Who knew spellcasters wore sunglasses?"
"Rappy? Nah, that's just a discolored quail. Easy kill. Hey, that one's blue... Ngaaah!!!"
"Ah, what a pretty flower. It's just barking at me because it needs water. Huh? Now it's laughing... I feel funny... urp!"
"Get away from me all you C3PO rejects!"
"Who the heck came up with Vol Opt? A machine that destroys things is cool, yes, but it's restricted to a tiny room!!"
"It's not the size of the photon blade, it's how well you can use it when you have a Chaos Sorceror, a So Dimenian, two La Dimenians and four Dimenians coming at you."
"RICO-LA!!"
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