Some Hard Truths about PSO

[BlackCanaryOfDeath]

ADMIT IT



Hard Truths

Your mag loves you. Your mag loves you unconditionally.

Evil Sharks are actually just Misguided Sharks.

Nobody uses beat time.

The Hunter's Guild does not enrich your life.

The weapon dealer gives better deals on items than the others, but not to you.

There is no one above Kireek in Black Paper, he is the last member.

Donoph Baz is DB.

DB is just as lame as his saber leads you to believe.

That flying ship on Pioneer 2 that looks like a Kabanda really isn't at all.

Bernie dies.

Monofluid and Trifluid taste like shit.

Red Ring Rico was a fabrication of the Pioneer Two political machine.

Meseta is completely useless.

Mome is a fucking poser.

No one is impressed by your red boxes.

The baby mags you leave behind in the Mines are lonely.

Yeah, mags do feel pain.

The Pioneer ships were never going to or coming from Palma or Algo.

Dark Falz was formerly worshipped as Dark Phallus.

Heathcliff Flowen got what he deserved.





feel free to contribute your own

[Spacepest]

Symbol chat is godly, and can be used to communicate all kinds of concepts, ideas, and emotions bypassing a language barrier. It lets you know there are cool people as well as idiots everywhere in the world, and should be used in more games.

Your PSO character is really homeless, and has to sleep on the street or in a hallway somewhere on Pioneer 2 when you log off.

There are no toilets or restrooms anywhere, so get used to holding it, until you can discretely go behind a bush in the Forest.

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[Nitro Vordex]

Why is this in Fan Works...? Oh well.

You could be fighting the same Rappies over and over. Jsut think about it, it will make sense.

The Dragon is a lame excuse for a dragon.

The Tekkers aren't there to help, they're there to scam you for your money.

The hell would people who are level 160 and above need your help? EQUIP A MAG.

No one really knows what that damn thing floating in the middle of the Hunter's Guild is.

The wimminz in PSO are usually ugly, at least the NPC's who don't have a class.

PSO is crack in game form, 'nuff said.

[ZodiacNKnight]

The cars around the city keep going in circles. Even when you turn the game off...

[Nitro Vordex]

Maybe someone should move this to Off Topic or PSO General.
Request?

[Garanz-Baranz]

Everyone has "The knack" except you.

Montague, the "Bodypart weapons" man, can make a Rappy's dismembered Wing into a traditional japanese fan weapon that ultimately launches photon feathers that totally arn't part of the Rag Rappy's genetic code, so essentially, Montague just gives you a fancy "Pre-PSU card" and he gets Rappy wing for the night.

Montague can also somehow see that you have microscopic dissolved particles of D-Cellular beings body parts, which FULLY disintegrate once dead, and somehow forges those tiny particles to a solid form weapon o.O

Montague Merely removes the internal bones of a [gi][go]Booma so that you can insert your arm into the gap.

The "Olga Flow" weapons are the only technical "Body Part" weapons that you make without Montague.

The Egg Blaster on PSO is the EXACT SAME MODEL as the "Egg Blasters" that Eggman held in Sonic Riders[the first one] after you beat the last "Race", and Eggman holds TWO Egg Blasters[exact same model as on PSO] to basically signify a "stick up" o.o

"poufuilly Slimes" are cheap Chaos Zero mock offs.

Epsilon is the only enemy that does not have a Reskin model [as far as I know since i never was on BB]

Hunters Guild is a cheap excuse for the "GUARDIANS" on PSU.

[Sord]

Montaque was actually an evil bastard, and deserved all the bashings he got in the numerous old fanfics here in fan works.

[WrathOfMegid]

You have no control over this life, the one prior, or that to come. Face it, Black Paper controls everything.

Ult got wasted in the Ruins. All that's left are scraps of data.

You will never see Kroe Waynes later.

[Nitro Vordex]

Epsilon is Vol Opt's distant cousin. But don't tell him that.

The water in the Caves fight for De Rol Le isn't really water, duh.

The hole in the Ruins is where Dark Falz's fatness first went up.

East and West towers= the Two Towers.

Hunters do not wear rifles, neither do Rangers wear twin katanas (al la Shino's master). Bend the rules, shall we?

Elenor is a freaking reskin of Amy, in droid form, and still quite annoying.

PSO DOES NOT STAND FOR PLAYSTAION ONLINE.

[Nai_Calus]

More like the Guardians is a cheap excuse for the Hunters Guild. Hunters > Guardians.

All a Hunter would have to do would be kick a Guardian's weapons out of his/her hands and it'd be game over.

No matter how many times you tell the Tekker no, he still won't give you the +10% on that Lavis Cannon.
No matter how many times you die, your Mag still won't revive you.
No matter how many Hunters they rob blind, those thieving bitch nurses will never get
caught and punished.
On the other hand, no matter how many times you break the law yourself, you don't ever get caught and punished for it either.
No matter how hard you search, you will never find anybody willing to try for minimum kills in TTF.
No matter how hard you try to convince her, Elly won't leave Calus for you.
Nol isn't interested either.
The coolest area in the game isn't real.
The worst area in the game sadly is real.
Your Mag is secretly plotting to turn you over to Dark Falz.