Pizzeria shop owners sell cake with fecal sprinkles

[ABDUR101]

I doubt anyone here would be laughing if they had taken a bite of shit cake. =]

Though I'm pretty sure I'd demand restitutions for someone selling me a cake unfit for human consumption; expecially one with shit on it.

After the case Hasmi said: "It was not our fault but I don't want to talk about it.

"I'm not working in the food industry anymore. I want to do something else.

"We are sorry for the people who ate it," he said.

Yeah, he's going to work outside the food industry now because he's most likely not allowed in the food industry. Really, who's gonna hire the guy now, his name is in the news for selling a fecal cake! My guess is he doesn't want to rat out his friend, but most likely his co-worker is the one who did it.

I say make them eat a cake just like it, except let them KNOW its got shit all over it, the mental torture itself would be delicious! Cruel and unusual torture; yes, but justice would certainly be served(..via a shit-covered cake!).

[Retehi]

On 2008-02-26 20:43, ABDUR101 wrote:
I doubt anyone here would be laughing if they had taken a bite of shit cake. =]

I wouldn't of eaten it in the first place if it smelled funny. =]

[AlexCraig]

On 2008-02-26 20:43, ABDUR101 wrote:
I say make them eat a cake just like it, except let them KNOW its got shit all over it, the mental torture itself would be delicious! Cruel and unusual torture; yes, but justice would certainly be served(..via a shit-covered cake!).

"Let them eat cake," huh? An interesting solution.

[ABDUR101]

I would'nt have either, but I guess if you're hungry and it just smelt alittle bit 'off', (i.e. you could'nt pinpoint a FECAL smell), then you'd still shrug your shoulders and say "Well, its just cake, it can't spoil so it should be ok".

It's not like fish or a peice of meat, where you can smell that it went bad, cakes are very capable of absorbing odors and tastes from other things they are stored with; and lets be realistic, no one thinks "Gee, this smells funny, I better not eat it there might be SHIT ON IT".

[Skuda]

"We are sorry for the people who ate it," he said.

Now THAT, is a chin scratcher. Oh humananity, when will we learn.

[Monochrome]

eh, so it looks the same coming out, going in, and coming out again. Wouldn't it be ironic if the crap started out as cake (to begin with)? Reminds me of that SNL skit back in the day where they put a black light on a diner and fecal matter was everywhere, and the whole hamburger patty the guy was eating was crap..

[Larian]

There are just some things that should never be mentioned...Can I go throw up now?

[Wyndham]

that article scares me.

[Raine_Loire]

I had something to say about this article... but I clicked on the story about the parents that let their 16 year old daughter's 36 year old (divorced with a kid) boyfriend move in with them... and the line where the girl says she hasn't met his 2 year old daughter, but she's sure she'll be a great step mom knocked the words out of my head...

What are they doing in the UK anyway? Shit cakes, legal child molestery... what's next?

[BlackCanaryOfDeath]

I heard he's capitalizing on the whole thing and touring the States with some techno beats as MC DOOKIE CAKE

Here's some dates:
04-25 Phoenix, AZ - Modified
04-27 Austin, TX - Emo's
04-28 Denton, TX - Hailey's
04-30 Atlanta, GA - Drunken Unicorn
05-01 Charleston, SC - Map Room
05-02 Washington, DC - Rock & Roll Hotel
05-03 Philadelphia, PA - First Unitarian Church
05-04 New York, NY - Bowery Ballroom
05-05 Cambridge, MA - Middle East