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    Default Bad PSU humor

    Some creative minds came up with these last night.

    What did one beast say to the other beast?
    Grunt.

    How many beasts does it take to change a light bulb?
    None, they still use fire.

    What special ability does a newman get at level 20?
    100 more HP.

    Why did the beast cross the road?
    Because he was too stupid to drive a car.

    What did the CAST say to the toaster?
    Hi Mommy!

    A beast, a newman, and a CAST walk into a bar...
    That's what she said!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sekani View Post
    Some creative minds came up with these last night.

    What did one beast say to the other beast?
    Grunt.

    How many beasts does it take to change a light bulb?
    None, they still use fire.

    Why did the beast cross the road?
    Because he was too stupid to drive a car.
    These made me laugh...a little.
    Beast Jokes

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    Laaaaaaaaaaaaaame...

    here's one:

    Yeah well human didn't get to the most populus for no reason, bow-cha-bow-wow!

    /end horrible humour.

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    That's as bad as some of the Nintendo Power jokes.

    "How did link get the winning score in the basketball game?
    He used his Hookshot."

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    I like the toaster one the best, but dont understand the last one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indica View Post
    I like the toaster one the best, but dont understand the last one
    your not supost to understand it

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    I like lame jokes like this. This could make a pretty fun topic.

    As long as no one expects high quality jokes.

    I'll be back with some of my own.
    Real Heroes do not fight wars. They are born to prevent them.

    Sorry for the horrible quality!
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    laaaaaaaaaaa hahaha
    like the newman one cuz its true...
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    Talking I am the King of corny jokes, lend me your ear and see for yourself

    Oh hey, I got a few!

    What do you get when you cross a Newman with a Beast?
    A Human born to Cosplay.

    Why do low level Guardains work alone?
    Because they rely on Monomates.

    Why don't Kubara products have an official store?
    Because their Money Back Guarantee was horrible. Possibly.

    Why do the Guardians appreciate Rainy Days?
    Because the Drop rate is high.
    Real Heroes do not fight wars. They are born to prevent them.

    Sorry for the horrible quality!
    Kenneth Silver - Male - Human - Former Guardian... for now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken_Silver View Post
    Oh hey, I got a few!

    What do you get when you cross a Newman with a Beast?
    A Human born to Cosplay.

    Why do low level Guardains work alone?
    Because they rely on Monomates.

    Why don't Kubara products have an official store?
    Because their Money Back Guarantee was horrible. Possibly.

    Why do the Guardians appreciate Rainy Days?
    Because the Drop rate is high.
    Oh wow, those weren't too bad. Made me chuckle.

    The only jokes I can think of are beyond lame and rehashed. Perhaps this thread might serve as some inspiration.
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