FKL T4V3RN: ITT: Blackjack and hookers

[Nai_Calus]

You walk through the beaten-up wooden door and find yourself in a long, low room lit by lanterns and a roaring fire. The furniture is well-worn wood, stained from years of use, and the floor is made of stone. Dice are strewn about the tables and the air smells like ale and people who haven't bathed in a year. The only person in it is a young man in his mid-20s with curly brown hair pulled into a ponytail in the usual non-descript jeans and t-shirt. He tosses a d20 into the air, smirks as it lands on 20 for the 82,884th time that day, and looks up at you disinterestedly as he sings quietly to himself. You get the feeling that 'borrowing' any of the dice would be a bad idea. Maybe it's the sword made out of dice propped against the bar's back counter...

(Tact's pissed about the topic editing on the B4R, so put your usual B4R spam here. Yes, we have your drinks.)

So, yeah. I'm bored and apparently getting sick. How's everyone else doing? *sips DICE*

[Wyndham]

this might not be a good idea.

[Nai_Calus]

Nothing in FKL is a good idea. You're welcome to provide more details on why you think this is a bad idea, however.

[beatrixkiddo]

DICE has been illegalized by the governing body of FKL.

[PhotonDrop]

DICE has been illegalized by the governing body of FKL.

No it hasn't.

[Nai_Calus]

PD is right. And even if it had, exactly how are they going to stop me from drinking it?

[Tact]

The only things that are against the law here are nuclear weapons and anything against the forum rules.

[Nai_Calus]

Wait, what? Shit. *hides nukes*

[Tact]

Why do you have nukes when you can just dump dice on everything?

[PhotonDrop]

Still though, I wish Moo would drop us a line. Being the acting president in his absense is fun and all, but I have my own business to run.